There is no such thing as the internet, as such.

The “Internet” is a short-hand name for the fact that MY PC can communicate with someone else’s computer. Lot’s of people use, enjoy and profit from that fact. THAT’S IT!!!!

There’s no “Internet” in the sense of a physical place or even a single big machine. It’s just a name for the fact that lot’s of people set their computers to talk to each other, so the people themselves can interact.

AND IF THOSE SLIME-BALLS THINK THEY CAN GRAB CONTROL OF ***MY*** PC, WELL THEY CAN TRY TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!