Ah, the carpet.

When Iraq’s Prime Minister Nouri al- Maliki was over chatting in Iran last month, they presented him with a carpet with his own likeness woven in.

Weaving faces into carpets must be the new “make friends and influence people” tactics of the Iranian mullahs & friends.

Arachnidjihad and Oogoe can’t seem to get enough of “The UN”. It’s as if their bombastic (and highly unatatesmanlike) comments give them a big high or something.

A high on the “world stage” they can’t seem to get anywhere else.

Perhaps Arachnid is seeking another moment like his first UN visit, when time seemed to stand still as he was speaking, a light filled the UN Chamber and Allah himself came by to pat him on the head.