East to West, North to South. Divide the country!

We don’t need a shadow government. All we have to do is ask for America to be divided. Of course, even the mere suggestion of war would make most of them go Stockholm Syndrome: jump up, grab a rifle, shoot a moose, and THEN pee themselves. Then we’d all be conservatives.

But realistically, the Left would be as delighted to get away from us as we are to get away from them.