Movie Pitch#1,389
Rain is all like super secret seal commando, aka Agent “Syng”man, an’ this Journalist hottie is his Seoul “sista”..
Super cool Admiral Sean P. Kobe Diddy Bama, (Wesley Snipes?)tells Rain he can rescue sista…but “no comlpications…dig me?..This ain’t never happened” ..An Rain is all like “Aye Aye Admiral Kobe DiddyBama”..respectful-’cuz like we all like know an’ accept how Africans have taught Koreans (like Anglo Saxons)everything there is to know about bein’ cool an’ pumped hard nacho..I mean macho…an’ how they invented e’rythin an’ won all the wars….So Rain gets all geared up in his super cool Michael Jackson stealth ninja threads an’ parachute torpedos into the DMZ…`An he’s all like ..bird of prey ‘..then snap, snap outta the harness buckles……tuck…. rolls…then….WHAT? There’s like a tiger eye to eye with him…Cr*p!..Rain gets all hard an’ tense an’ freezin’up inta his “death stare”…starin the tiger down… an’ then like the tiger snarls an’ gets the hell outta there.. ‘cuz it’s all like “nuh-uh..not messin’ with this bad dude”….An’ Rain gives like the super cool sexy smirk that the chicks get all hot for..(an’ the dudes too!)…Then like BAM!..15 minute montage of Rain gettin’ locked an’ loaded..cockin’ knives outta his socks, flickin’ knives outta knives..bustin clips inta super cool ninja sniper blade guns…Tearin stuff open with his teeth…a bandana somewheres… Then Agent Syngman is off inta the misty forest..Maybe a wolf howls…CUT TO: Seoul sista in the labor camp bustin’ stones, with like a pick axe…fer some reason..lookin’ fine, an’ all slutty…toned an’ buffed in flimsy tattered rags…She’s showin’ serious clevage while the NK guards are all sneerin’ an’ droolin’ all ready ta rape her…but she’s all like fiesty in yer face American Margaret Cho girl ya know….all like “Don’t you touch me, scum man!”…An’ they’re all like evil an’ toothless an’ like hehehehehe…

I could go on…but I don’t want to get people all excited.I’m gonna copyright this think.