I have gotten, through means I cannot reveal, the deep scoop on the identity of the mystery UN facilitator (“facilitator”? what, is Kofi into EST? It could explain a lot of UN problems….). Contrary to quotes attributed to Junior Sulzberger, it is not the Spirit in the Sky, aka the ghost of Jerry Garcia. The real deal: Batman has relocated his bat cave to the nether regions beneath the UN garage from whence he has ridden out, his heart full of the love of chivalry, truth and honour, freedom and courtesie. I know this may seem a counter-intuitive choice, given the UN track record, but Kofi is going to retire soon and as part of his ciao bello package he has cut a deal for points on the front end of the movie profits. Quadafi will produce….
This is a silli post — but what can one do when a world body charged with the high purpose of ensuring peace starts appointing mystery facilitators?!