Claudia, you have been clearly confused by the administration’s Chauncey Gardiner gifts to prominent people. Chauncey likes to watch.
Here is a hint. Go to your family room coffee table or bedroom nightstand and grab the universal remote. Begin looking closely at the buttons. Imagine that you create gifts from each button. Voila! You have our entire plan for domestic policy and foreign relations.
1)”DVR list” This pesky historical tie to Mother England has run its course. The new motherland is someplace else. Not sure if “Being There” was on the list. But “Go Back There” was clearly the message.
2)”Reset”. This message is self-explanatory. If you are having trouble with the message, Bill Ayers, Frank Marshall Davis, Michael Klonsky can explain it to us. Or the KGB. Or, as with most newfangled things, any four year old.
3)”Mute” This button has been handed to Rush Limbaugh. And Sean Hannity. And in a Fairness Doctrine coming soon in your neighborhood, you may receive your very own. There was a time when I thought Joe Biden might get one, but apparently not.
4)”Return” Malley, Power, Brzezinski, Rashid Khalidi, and the aforementioned Klonsky at one time during the campaign made to disappear. Not sure whether Wright received his yet or not.
5)”Edit/Learn” Given to the entrenched media, academia and Hollywood. Apply to facts, photos, truth. Liberally.
6)”Split” Given to “cowards” and “the rich”…you can’t have a good class or racial warfare without putting names on the uniforms of the opposition.
7)”Unwind” Given to Wall Street and the Dow. Income redistribution apparently means we lose our 401k’s (and our granddaddy’s 401ks, according to Dear Friend Pfleger), our nest eggs, our retirement funds, our life savings…and the Chinese get the interest on whatever’s left!
8)”Select” This went to anyone with a tax problem. And, apparently…nobody in the 11 positions beneath the Treasury Secretary.
9)”Exit” This one was sent to Iraq, not sure if “Enter” is intended for Afghanistan or Pakistan. (Guantanamo was sent “Freeze” by mistake, I believe)
10)”Power” This one…oh, yeah…this one…stays right where it is. Never to be given or shared with anyone or anything…ever. Except maybe if Pelosi sleeps over.
