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There is a HUGE difference. The invasion was insane, illegal and wasteful, plus thousands of soldiers and other people lost their lives without a valid reason.

Socialized medicine? What is Medicare?
People love Medicare.

“Ol Zubaydah, KSM, and any others who were waterboarded had better be glad (really, really glad) that ‘ol HonestJon wasn’t in charge of the waterboarding procedure! My waterboarding procedure is kindasorta different from the CIA’s. see instructions below

First, strap your jihadist down on his favorite board (some prefer a green HAMAS-colored board to feel more at home.)

Next, break out the towel and show it to the terrorist (again some may prefer different colors, but I prefer white for added dramatic effect.)

Third, out with the alcohol. In this instance, I personally prefer a nice American-style light lager, but any decent form of alcohol will suffice as long as there is enough quantity to get your “water” worked up real good.

Fourth, turn on some nice heavy metal music or even some good old fashioned rock and roll (I prefer “Waterfalls” by Jimi Hendrix), kick back and enjoy your preferred alcoholic beverages. Always laugh and smile sheepishly at your suspected terrorist while drinking. Make sure to consume enough for the towel which you will soon place over the jihadist’s head to be thoroughly soaked with “water.”

Next, burp a couple of times. A few beer farts is a nice addition if directed properly towards the nasal openings of the subject. Grunting and other Neanderthal-like actions are encouraged, including crack-scratching.

Now for the fun part! Go ahead and unbutton your fatigues (you are wearing fatigues, right?), drop your drawers, and show Mr. Mohammed or whomever your, um, “hose.” Place the towel (now you may understand why I prefer a white towel) over the subject’s head and begin the decanting. After decanting all of the “water” that you’ve worked up, and after said terrorist has choked and gagged on your “water,” pull the now-yellowed towel off of his head and show it to him. Allow him to recover fully so long as you don’t have any “water” left. A few beers later, repeat above steps with the exception that now you should probably put some good ‘ol AC/DC in the stereo (“Hell ain’t a bad place to be” is a jihadist favorite.) Repeat as needed as long as said jihadist is suspected to have any information that even might save the life of one American citizen.

So there you have it, folks! HonestJon’s “water”boarding procedure. Not only is it fun for the interrogator, but you get to have a nice drink at the same time and listen to some really good music, to boot! (Maybe it should be renamed to “advanced irrigation technique.”)

And that’s how I feel about it!”

regards

“Ol Zubaydah, KSM, and any others who were waterboarded had better be glad (really, really glad) that ‘ol HonestJon wasn’t in charge of the waterboarding procedure! My waterboarding procedure is kindasorta different from the CIA’s. see instructions below

First, strap your jihadist down on his favorite board (some prefer a green HAMAS-colored board to feel more at home.)

Next, break out the towel and show it to the terrorist (again some may prefer different colors, but I prefer white for added dramatic effect.)

Third, out with the alcohol. In this instance, I personally prefer a nice American-style light lager, but any decent form of alcohol will suffice as long as there is enough quantity to get your “water” worked up real good.

Fourth, turn on some nice heavy metal music or even some good old fashioned rock and roll (I prefer “Waterfalls” by Jimi Hendrix), kick back and enjoy your preferred alcoholic beverages. Always laugh and smile sheepishly at your suspected terrorist while drinking. Make sure to consume enough for the towel which you will soon place over the jihadist’s head to be thoroughly soaked with “water.”

Next, burp a couple of times. A few beer farts is a nice addition if directed properly towards the nasal openings of the subject. Grunting and other Neanderthal-like actions are encouraged, including crack-scratching.

Now for the fun part! Go ahead and unbutton your fatigues (you are wearing fatigues, right?), drop your drawers, and show Mr. Mohammed or whomever your, um, “hose.” Place the towel (now you may understand why I prefer a white towel) over the subject’s head and begin the decanting. After decanting all of the “water” that you’ve worked up, and after said terrorist has choked and gagged on your “water,” pull the now-yellowed towel off of his head and show it to him. Allow him to recover fully so long as you don’t have any “water” left. A few beers later, repeat above steps with the exception that now you should probably put some good ‘ol AC/DC in the stereo (“Hell ain’t a bad place to be” is a jihadist favorite.) Repeat as needed as long as said jihadist is suspected to have any information that even might save the life of one American citizen.

So there you have it, folks! HonestJon’s “water”boarding procedure. Not only is it fun for the interrogator, but you get to have a nice drink at the same time and listen to some really good music, to boot! (Maybe it should be renamed to “advanced irrigation technique.”)

And that’s how I feel about it!”

regards

16. deguello: “BIBIOT 44:… And no one will ever mistake you for anything else than a pathetic,self-deluded libtard!”

LOL!

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