When Taxes Attack, Make Sure Your Gun Is Loaded
Rep. Michele Bachmann of Minnesota caused a little controversy by saying we should all be “armed and dangerous” on the issue of energy taxes. Some thought that was silly because you can’t actually physically fight against taxes, right?
Poppycock! I’ve never met a problem that couldn’t be solved by proper firearm usage, and taxes are certainly no exception. If you don’t believe me, just take a look at California. It’s one of the most difficult states for a law-abiding citizen who wants to own a gun. It also has some of the worst taxes. In fact, taxes have swarmed the entire state and rendered it nearly uninhabitable by human beings; they writhe on it like maggots on a corpse. And if you look over the rest of the country, you’ll notice that the other states with the strictest gun control also have the highest taxes. The only rational conclusion is that taxes can be fought off with guns.
The power to tax is the power to destroy, and make no mistake — Barack Obama intends to destroy us all! To go along with all of his unprecedented spending, he will soon unleash the taxes upon us, and they will swarm us, much like those bugs from Starship Troopers, destroying everything in their path without thought or compassion; they’re like piranhas without the self-control. No amount of pleading for your financial life or your family’s welfare will stop them, and no structure can ever be built strong enough to protect you from taxes. The only way to stop it is to fight back. So go ahead and grab you gun — which you should have, as an American. If you don’t have a gun, check to make sure you’re not actually in Europe. If you are, then it’s too late for you; the taxes will soon consume you, so make peace with your gods. For all others, here are tips for fighting back against taxes:
“In fact, taxes have swarmed the entire state and rendered it nearly uninhabitable by human beings; they writhe on it like maggots on a corpse.”
That’s why people are leaving in droves. I escaped the asylum in 2007.
My weapon of choice is called the “FairTax”.
http://www.fairtax.org/site/PageServer?pagename=about_faq
Like the bumper sticker on the truck parked next to mine says: “There is no problem that cannot be solved by the suitable application of high explosives.”
There is only one way to deal with taxation…just say no! Say no to every ballot issue asking for more money, every questionaire, every Congressman, State and Federal, every President, Governor and Mayor, every special district. Some taxes will always make it through the system (pity the children and teachers, the cops and firemen, the unwed parents, the sick and downtrodden, the illegal and parasistic, etc.), so we need to say no just to keep the politicians, liberals and charlatans from taking it all and having control over us when they decide who to give it to. It’s all about votes and power, there is no altruism…and it’s our money.
“When shooting taxes, make all your bullets count. Make sure it’s a tax and not some sort of fine or fee before taking the shot.”
Okay, but I live in Wisconsin, where we’ve got fees that are actually just like taxes. I should shoot those, too, right? If it walks like a tax and it talks like a tax…
What about hand to hand? If they get too close for a rifle, and let’s say we’re out of handgun ammo. I’ve got a trench knife I keep close for the eventual zombie attack. Will that work?
This country was founded with the blood of patriots because of being taxed with out having representation. Sadly we have come full circle because our elected officials are corrupt, bought and paid for by special interest. Join a TEA party in a city near you or sponsor one in your home town 4/15/2009. Let the new revolution begin. Take back our great nation,or our grand children will ask “Why did you do nothing to stop my slavery”
I think the theory is the pen is mightier than the sword (or gun, as the case may be). Even if it’s analogy is the touchscreen on a voting machine. Vote the tax and spend politicians out.
But of course, that never works because everyone’s own congressmen are ok. It’s the ones in someone else’s backyard that are the culprits. Right?
TrogloPundit: A trench knife for zombies? How you going to get to the brain?
I think a sharpened e-tool is best for taxes or zombies at close range.
Can you deduct guns and ammo on your income tax return?
..will King George have us back?
I’d trade all of the taxes I pay now for tax stamps and and taxes on tea.
Hell, I’d even let a British soldier sleep in the guest room as long as we could knock back a few pints together in the evening.
..kidding, of course.
Joey, get your doctor to prescribe them for mental health purposes then they can be deducted as a medical expense. Oops that’s right the AMA is anti-gun.
10. Joey:
“Can you deduct guns and ammo on your income tax return?”
It should be an automatic tax credit – not a deduction requiring schedule 752 stroke 6 stroke A.
Old Soldier – you want a good heavy one with a brass-knuckle grip and a spike coming out the other end. The spike is perfect for a downward thrust through the frontal or parietal bones.
I agree about the entrenching tool. I should get one of those.
Let’s just all do a Marion Barry/Tim Geithner/Tom Daschle/Nancy Kellifer/Ron Kirk/Pete Stark/Eliot Engel/Charlie Rangel, etc:
http://trackacrat.com/?s=tax
More added to the list daily…
Fun article!
What do I do about TURBO TAXES? Are these more dangerous, other than being turbo-charged faster?I have high-power weapons, I just hope my reaction time will be sufficient. Target acquisition must be almost instantaneous!
Hey Frank is that .375 magnum a bolt action?
How do you get a high enough rate of fire in the current “Domestic Contingency Operation” with a bolt gun?
You might want to try the Armalite or DPMS in 338 Federal, speed and power for these target rich days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmkiJ2gSyNI
From today’s LA Times, 2 articles…
California merchants have launched an advertising blitz urging consumers to buy before the statewide hike kicks in April 1. (+1% sales tax…as of April 1, the sales tax will range from 8.25% to 10.25% depending on additional local taxes.)
California’s personal income tax rate now will rise by a full 0.25%, boosting to 9.55% the current maximum of 9.3%.
Besides the fiscal mismanagement Ahnold was spozed to fix from Gray Davis’ days, there are all those illegal immigrants, healthcare, schooling etc. to pay for.
On your youtube link, richard (#19)
Obama keeps repeating “cut the deficit we inherited in half by the end of my first term”
That would be the deficit under GWB plus the $700 billion in TARP I that Obama voted for late last year, while still a Senator.
Apparently, his promises of cutting the deficit relate only to the deficit he “inherited”.
He appears to be making no promises about the gigantic, monstrous deficit he is in the process of creating.
Doublespeak.
Mr. Fleming:
Wouldn’t it be a lot easier and cost-efficient to just hurl large boulders through space at Planet Revenue, (where the Taxes come from)?
Get a good old Mosin-Nagant with bayonet it covers all your options.
-Cheap rifle.
-Soviet era: A Commie rifle used to killing Fascists.
-Cheap ammo.
-Easy shooter and accurate.
-Cheap ammo.
-Get one of the Finnish ones and you are set with a Commie gun used to killing Commies *and* Fascists!
-Cheap ammo.
-Bayonet – Run out of ammo and you can charge the taxes with it and skewer them by the dozen.
-Cheap ammo.
-Spares your handgun from being over-used.
-Did I mention cheap ammo?
-Sturdy construction: if a Soviet peasant could take care of it, you sure as hell can.
-Cheap ammo.
-And if you learn to love cleaning off cosmoline, you can help your friends clean one up too.
-Cheap ammo.
-Lots of after-market parts around, and you will never worry about spares because they were made in the millions.
-Get the ammo in the 440 tin: buy in bulk.
Remember, whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword never met up with a Thompson SMG… they don’t call it ‘The Chicago Typewriter’ for nothing, you know.
“Seamus:
There is only one way to deal with taxation…just say no! It’s all about votes and power, there is no altruism…and it’s our money.”
United States of Goldman Sachs is now a Government by the Bankers, of the Bankers, for the Bankers. But shhhhh… lets tell the sheeple they have the ultimate power because they can vote, and have them debate over if it was Clinton, Obama or Bush who brought them to ruins.