Comments on: Trouble in Saudi Arabia: Al-Qaeda’s ‘Bum’ Assassination Attempt

By: Lex Steele

Lex Steele — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 02:25:37 +0000

I believe this terrorist was using the Lex Steele version of a TATP Bomb

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/lex-steele-dildo.htm

Gives new meaning to the term “Trojan bomber”!

Damn Dirty Terrorists! >:)

By: don

don — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:45:46 +0000

Seems to me all you have to do is squat your butt loaded with a pound of plastic high explosive on the passenger deck directly over the central fuel tank on a 747, dial 911 to initiate the detonator, and boom; you’re on your way to virgin heaven. With the plane debris two miles down on the seabed in the central Atlantic, who would ever know?

By: uburoisc

uburoisc — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:37:50 +0000

Maybe Allah put it there when he bent over to pray.

By: David was here

David was here — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 13:32:17 +0000

I really don’t get all the hand-wringing here. IT DIDN’T WORK! I mean, if he HAD set himself off in a plane, it would have been an incredible mess. The clown blew himself up, but the human body has the ability to absorb an enormous amount of kinetic (read explosive) energy before being changed into chopped hamburger. I think this is a loser proposition. If you are wearing the bomb on the outside, the power goes out. If you have it on the inside, you act as a buffer for all the people around you. Other than covering everyone around you in offal and feces, I suspect that you can’t jam enough explosives up your asshole to get an effective explosive. On the other hand, maybe, in light of this experience, there is now a dedicated hard-core group of Al Quaeda activists who are now inserting larger and larger devices into their rectums in order to allow for more powerful explosive devices…ok, I’ll stop now. The imagery is becoming disturbing…

David

By: McBride

McBride — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:08:02 +0000

Thursday

By: McBride

McBride — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:05:14 +0000

It was only a matter of time before the practitioners of the “man love Thursay” praxis got around to a C-4 suppository.

By: sefton

sefton — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 21:22:21 +0000

Rectum? It damn near killed ‘em!

By: Leatherneck

Leatherneck — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:29:59 +0000

He will be the butt of jokes for all time.

By: BrianH

BrianH — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 19:42:34 +0000

Does this incident augur a future in which wheelchair-bound American grandmothers of Irish/Italian descent will receive the latex glove treatment from female TSA staff behind a screen in the line to board a Southwest Airlines flight, while the defendants in the NYC bombing plot case will get beachfront incarceration in fabulous Bermuda without having their body cavities violated?

Did the bomb contain assorted items from the hardware bins at Home Depot, liberally seasoned with rat poison?

In the inevitable videotaped suicide note, did the bomber go on an interminable digression about government-lab-created “fish flu” and a plug for Dear Leader’s health care proposals?

So many unanswered questions.

By: Michael T

Michael T — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:51:30 +0000

I guess this will entail better surveillance in the future. One group of a–holes examining another group of a–holes. Would make for an entertaining video for Youtube.