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The Truth of the Jewish Conspiracy Revealed

The plot to overthrow America is more dastardly than you think.

by
David Solway

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July 7, 2009 - 12:30 am
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Them Jews ain’t going to let him talk to me.”

Pastor Jeremiah Wright

You just can’t trust them Jews. I should know; I’m one of them. But I must confess that I have become weary of lurking in the shadows, plotting against the very people who have so graciously welcomed me into the bosom of the nation, plying my conspiratorial will to destabilize the economy, as did my good friend Bernie Madoff, and lobbying hard to undermine the national interest, as John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt so astutely discerned in their insightful and groundbreaking book, The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy. And I must admit, too, that I have never liked the taste of the blood of Christian children and long ago forswore the practice of draining their little bodies to make my Passover matzot.

Yes, I have grown sick and depressed intriguing against all and sundry, as I have been taught by the masters of the Torah, but especially against so beneficent a nation as the United States of America. I have experienced a change of heart. Not only will I now cease my nefarious activities but I will reveal to my fellow countrymen the sinister magnitude of the Jewish plot against the weal of the nation. President Obama’s former pastor of choice, Jeremiah Wright, was perfectly correct in suspecting our motives, though he failed to recognize the scope and nature of our recent electoral project.

It is no secret that somewhere between 78% and 83% of Jewish Americans cast their vote for Barack Obama. It is well known that organizations such as J Street, the Israel Policy Forum, the Union of Reform Judaism, the Jewish Voice for Peace, the Reconstructionist Rabbinical Association, Brit Tzedek V’Shalom, or the Jewish Alliance for Justice, and Rabbis for Obama, among many others, brought their institutional clout to bear in order to support Obama’s run for the White House. All this, my friends, is no accident.

We Jews are a sly and surreptitious people. It pains me to admit this, but candor compels. We have understood that the best way to bring America to its knees, to weaken its will to survive, to cleverly turn it against itself, was to do everything in our considerable arsenal of means to deliver the White House to Barack Obama. We knew that once he assumed the reins of power, the United States would begin to crumble and that we could then continue our march to world domination, as disclosed in The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, over the decaying cadaver of this once-proud country. There would be no stopping us in our progress toward universal supremacy.

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71 Comments, 71 Threads

  1. 1. Realist

    I bet this article will soon appear on Moonbat and Mohammedan websites as a true admission of Jewish guilt. LOL the left and Mohammedans never will get sarcasm it requires to much brain power.

  2. 2. Kate

    You forgot to mention your erstwhile connections with the Iluminati and the House of Rothschild. LOL

  3. 3. David Thomson

    “I bet this article will soon appear on Moonbat and Mohammedan websites as a true admission of Jewish guilt.”

    That’s exactly what I was thinking! The Protocols of the Elders of Zion should have been greeted with laughter—but that’s not what ultimately occurred. Jews are damned no matter what they do. They are blamed for communism, capitalism, religious extremism, atheism, and just about anything else one can imagine. Can’t win for losing.

  4. 4. John in Michigan, USA

    “Even those who have nothing good to say about us must admire the beauty and elegance of our plan.”

    Pitch perfect turn of phrase. Brilliant satire.

  5. 5. "progressive"watch

    This was good satire. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

  6. 6. Jimpres

    Truth, satire or misinformation?

  7. 7. Mike2

    Mr. Solway, the satire is evident and the piece well written but 1. Realist: has pointed out the obvious. I am afraid it will indeed be used to hammer the Jews over the head.

  8. 8. Joshua

    When Muslim leaders claim that the Jews control the world (or are trying to), I suspect their real complaint isn’t that the Jews control the world, but that they themselves (i.e. Muslims) don’t.

    Likewise, it occurs to me that if you substitute “Muslim” for “Jew” throughout Solway’s piece (except for the bits about Solway being one, of course), it looks a lot less like satire and a lot more like the truth.

  9. 9. Dave ll

    It gives me no pleasure to point out you are Canadian! You could just have easily written:

    “We Canadians are a sly and surreptitious people”, and it would have been just as true!

    >sarcasm off<

  10. 10. David Solway

    Dear Dave II, I must inform you that we Canadians are not a sly and surreptitious people. Except for our brave soldiers taking fire in Afghanistan and a handful of courageous individuals(whom I will not name lest they be tageted and pilloried and run out of the country on a handrail), we are not a “people” at all, but a bevy of innocuous poseurs staggering about with a powerful appetite for vanilla ice cream. Beware you don’t succumb to the same fate.

  11. 11. Bear

    Funny!

  12. 12. jackie

    Oh Lordy!! with the lack of brain power in the US..Ca and the east coast in particular, this will be taken seriously “in toto”.

    “SEE!SEE!..I TOLD YOU SO”..OMG

  13. 13. Highlander

    The irony and major problem the Jewish people now have. Is that the attitudes and beliefs that this post saterizes, have now been taken up with a vengence by the very educated people of the main stream left both in the United States and Europe. Your former fellow travelers in the journey to some kind of liberal nirvana, have now turned on you. They use “anti zionism” as code for “we got to do something about those damn Jews”.

    It appears to be a decidedly mixed blessing being “the chosen people”.

    Any reading of history makes it apparent however what ever beast of the day who goes after the Jews sooner or later dies. And the Jews live on. The most recent notable example whould be one Mr A. Hitler.

  14. 14. Toronto Girl

    We know, we know….a large majority of Jews voted for Obama….. as did hispanics, blacks, moslems, socialists, guilty white liberals, etc, etc. Canadians sly and surreptitious? We’d have to wake up from our 40 year slumber first.

  15. 15. Alex Bensky

    Damn it, Solway, I thought we agreed at last year’s meeting of the conspiracy that we were going to keep this under our yarmelkas.

  16. 16. Portia

    Dear David,

    You forgot to mention that Opus Dei — started in Spain — is a cabal of descendents of conversos (I should know, I’m one) and has lured the Catholic Church into the vast conspiracy. :) Dan Brown is a brave and resourceful researcher who risked…

    Oh, heck. I can’t go on. How you can write this stuff without throwing up, I don’t know, but hurray and thanks for the early morning laugh.

  17. 17. qbit

    “It appears to be a decidedly mixed blessing being “the chosen people”.”

    So One’s to assume the Whole World is Christian or at the least that Christianity holds supreme….hmmmm. So much for religeous tollarance. And I suppose You all think that Jesus Christ is coming back too, what a deluded lot.

    And Yes, we know the Jews are responsible for many indiscretions, and Yes, We do need to do something about your Zealots. And Yes, I know this article was written as satire!

    Nonetheless.
    http://reformed-theology.org/html/books/wall_street/index.html
    http://www.savethemales.ca/000369.html

  18. 18. Skip

    Mea culpa.

  19. 19. Strawman

    I don’t get it. Where do the Freemasons fit in?

  20. 20. steven

    If you think this is funny, read “Once Labeled An AIPAC Spy, Larry Franklin Tells His Story,” (“an exclusive interview, talk of anti-Semitism and betrayal” in the Pentagon) by Nathan Guttman, in the July 10 edition of The Forward. No satire here.

  21. 21. Blarty Blarckleblart

    Is this guy Canadian or not?

  22. 22. Adina Kutnicki,Israel

    Sadly your well versed ‘apology’ is too often viewed as the veritable, unvarnished truth in many an anti-semite’s mind.

    That being said, the real truth is that the Jewish anti-zionists surrounding Obama want nothing more than to bring the US to its knees, and in tandem Israel too.

    It doesn’t get more evil, nor scarier than that. As for the gentile world, there are many more of them who are also in collusion with Obama’s end game.

    However, it is way easier to assert Jewish machinations to everything that goes wrong in this bleeding planet.

    As usual, your gift with words is simply- stupendous.

  23. 23. Fafnir

    Me thinks you juice and them blacks and them other muslims currently live in hell.

  24. 24. Cato

    Right, it all goes back to the snakemen who control the Illuminati and the real Rosecrucians….

  25. 25. Paul from Hamburg

    David Solway and Toronto Girl:

    Don’t try to deny it. It is clear that this article, framed as satire, is a ruse to distract the United States from the real conspiracy being formulated in Canada. I know that one day soon, Canadian tanks (all four of them) will start crossing the border into Buffalo and Detroit. It will happen on a Saturday morning, and we’ll be defenseless because everyone will be stuck in the drive-thru lane at Tim Horton’s. That may sound crazy, but how else do you explain the fact that we already have 10 Tim Hortons within 6 miles of my house and they’re building another one right now.

  26. 26. reader

    Hilarious satire! Very entertaining for its humor, while subtly conveying a deeper, serious truth about the sickness of anti-semitism.

  27. 27. misanthropicus

    Re #2/ Kate: [...] You forgot to mention your erstwhile connections with the Iluminati [...]

    I beg to differ in re Iluminati, Kate.
    A few years ago I had the opportunity to visit in Eastern Europe the mansion/ palace (now museum) of a famous Iluminati, Jakob, baron Brukenthal, imperial (Austrian) governor of the realm’s eastern/southernmost province, Transylvania – and upon some research, it appeared that, besides the fact that mister Jakob was an illuminati, he also was an excellent administrator, a great benefactor and humanist and during his long tenure (end of 18th century), that province enjoyed remarkable prosperity and ethnic concord.

  28. 28. reader

    I enjoyed this piece so much that I clicked on the author’s name shown in the header to find other articles he had written. That took me to a page that said he lives in the Valley of Shmoon. I thought to myself, is that in Israel? Googled it, and saw that the Valley of Shmoon is from L’il Abner – it is where the Shmoos live! I am old enough to remember well the Shmoos from L’il Abner. The author is obviously of a demented mind. . . (just kidding!)

  29. 29. reader

    My mistake. It does not say that he lives in the Valley of Shmoon. Rather, that is part of the title of one of his books, “Living in the Valley of Shmoon”. Sorry!

  30. 30. Toronto Girl

    #25 My American friends that visit me all want to go to Tim Horton’s. I have no idea why, it’s the crappiest coffee around. Next thing you know, you’ll be playing hockey in summer and ending every other sentence with “eh”.

  31. 31. Delia

    Hosers! Hosers! Hosers!

    Is someone gonna steal my cheese?

  32. 32. Professor Guvinoff

    Too bad I’m not a jew. I could have partaken in these catastrophic undertakings. There is an old russian joke about the jews always being the first to be denied access to promised goodies that never materialize: “I told you, the jews always get the best of everything!”.

  33. 33. Paul from Hamburg

    Toronto Girl: The way this summer is going, hockey is a real possibility. As for saying “eh”, that is already a problem in my house.

  34. 34. Joe Bison

    No joking-most of the Muslims I
    know think this way. They would look at
    this article as boastful arrogance.
    To them Israel/Mossad/US/CIA equals pure
    evil and an attempt to destroy their religion
    and control the world. Part of this is
    achieved by destroying Islamic morality and
    promoting homosexuality.

    Most Americans can’t see this especially
    the Jews who voted for Obama. Well maybe
    they got caught up in Love Thy Neighbor/
    Enemy. However, get ready to turn the
    other cheek because this neighbor/enemy
    never gets tired of dishing it out.

  35. 35. Gail S

    Please read the book “5000 Year Leap”. Self government originated with the Jews and the Anglo-Saxons. These two groups inspired our founders more than any other and they modeled our government after their model.

    But the model has been abandoned. There is a ratio of people to leaders that was broken in 1911 when the membership of the House of Representatives was capped at 435. We now have 535 people (including the Senate) in discretionary, unilateral control of over 40% of our GDP.

    This is an oligarchy, not self government as practiced by the Jews and Anglo Saxons.

    It is time to Restore the Republic (and the more Jews who choose to help us, the easier it will be ;) Please visit my blog and add your comments/refinements to this Conservative Action Plan. http://backyardfence.wordpress.com.

    I look forward to hearing from you.

    Best regards,
    Gail S

  36. 36. Avitar

    It is ok to be tire. Take a vacation. Let the Chicago mod do the work for a while.

  37. 37. aloysiusmiller

    There is only one thing I can say about Jews: no one hates them more than they hate themselves.

    I don’t get it. They have achieved so much and they have maintained an identity without a secure homeland for thousands of years and they have been persecuted and reviled and what we get back from the majority of US Jews is self loathing. Is this some kind of shtick? Enough already!

  38. 38. Strawman

    Too bad I’m not a jew. I could have partaken in these catastrophic undertakings.

    Pssst! The Zionist/anti-Zionist conspiracy is currently hiring a few select Shabbat Goyim. All you have to do is figure out the secret doorknock*.
    ___________
    *This is in lieu of an IQ test, which is illegal under Griggs v Duke Power. Clever, huh?

  39. 39. qbit

    …Judaism is a religion; but Zionism is a political movement started mainly by East European (Ashkenazi) Jews who for centuries have been the main force behind communism/socialism. The ultimate goal of the Zionists is one-world government under the control of the Zionists and the Zionist-oriented Jewish international bankers. ― Jack Bernstein

    In Germany, the average Jews were victims of the Zionist elite who worked hand in hand with the Nazis. Many of those same Zionist Jews who, in Germany, had worked with the Nazis, came to Israel and joined hands with the Zionist/Communist Jews from Poland and Russia. It is the two faces of communism and Nazi-style fascism that rule Israel. Democracy is merely an illusion. ― Jack Bernstein

  40. 40. Kate

    Re #27 misanthropicus:

    That is sooo 18th century Iluminati! The Iluminati has been and is currently in league with the evil Joos and hell-bent on world domination using the world’s governing bodies as puppets and the banking systems to control the world markets. I should know; I live in North Idaho, home of Ruby Ridge. The Ron Paul Revolution was very big here as are many many whacked out conspiracy theories. The scenery and the quality of life here are exceptional – and the paranoid “Truthers” are always good for a laugh too.

  41. 41. Gerry

    Jews have always had amongst them their worst enemies.
    As soon as we got the Torah, it took only 40 days to stick
    it to G-d and go for idol worshipping instead.

    Today, for example, we have the likes of all those organizations
    belonging to the long list of Obama supporters that the
    article mentioned. It is scary. You have the likes of George
    Soros, a holocaust-survivor no less, and R. Emanuel, and
    Shimon Peres in Israel, to name a few individuals, who so
    badly want to see Israel eviscerated. It’s all part of their
    haughty postures to create this world into a totalitarian state
    - so they can take a seat among the top echelon.

    Thank G-d we Jews have what to look forward to, being
    that The Controller of this universe has His Own supra-nature
    agenda – that we can rely on with full faith.

  42. 42. Attila

    Somebody has too much time on their hands.

    Oy vey.

  43. 43. Strawman

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOzG7bBylRo

  44. 44. reader

    Although I enjoyed this satirical article, it has occurred to me that on the rare occasions in my life when I have met someone truly consumed by pathological hatred, they never had a sense of humor. Those kind of people would read this and take it straight, without seeing the humor at all. . .

  45. 45. Kim

    44. reader, good point. This article won’t enlighten anyone who has already bought into conspiracy theories, it will just add a few extra mirrors to the world of mirrors they inhabit, a place where nothing can be taken at face value. In order for people to understand satire, they first have to be able to see the absurd as simply what it is, a contradiction and therefore evidence of error. For those interested in learning more, Daniel Pipes has an excellent book that examines conspiracism in detail,
    “Conspiracy: How the Paranoid Style Flourishes and Where It Comes from”.

  46. 46. Old Sailor

    As a non-white gentile, I find it hard to understand the hatred of the Jews and the hatred of Jews for other Jews. Of all the cultures who have come to America, Jews have contributed the most, both positive and negative. I would argue that the positive far outweighs the negative.

    Some East Asians have come here and done extremely well. They are now being penalized with quota systems because of their achievements. It has been determind that they cmprise a disproportionate number of people in graduate programs in some universities and Asians are being rejected despite their accomplishments. This is wrong in every way. (I am not Asian by the way.)

    I have always disapproved of racial discrimination as I have experienced it. I also disapprove of white guilt. What about the whites who liberated the slaves? Do their descendants owe reparations? Families in this country are usually so mixed that few can say with accuracy what their ethnicity is.

    As an example, I will offer a person of “pure” English heritage. He is possibly the descendant of Celts, Vikings, Saxons, Danes, Jutes and Angles among others who have come and gone. What makes an Englishman English?

    By the same token, what makes an American an American? An American may have ancestors from North America or any of the aboriginal nations there as I am or from any other country on earth. Most are mixtures of several nations or even races. I once read an estimate that 4% of “white” people have African ancestry and 60% of “African Americans” have European or aboriginal ancestry.

    I respectfully submit that an American is a person who endorses the Constitution of the United States and would defend it if necessary. Americanism isn’t inherited by blood but by the mind in my opinion.

    I have served with immigrants who sought to become citizens and had a far better grasp of the principles of freedom than many politicians. A naturalized citizen often understands our history and laws better than those born here.

    As a lad, I had to take examinations on state and US Constitutions in two separate states as I changed schools. As an old man, I keep a copy of my state and federal constitutions in my desk and refer to both frequently. I’m just trying to keep up with the legal immigrants and not forget my oath to defend the Constitution.

    As an aside: It is noteworthy that the military takes and oath to protect and defend the Constitution rather than some piece of geography or a person. We defend a concept.

  47. 47. ReConUSMC

    George Soros did not Laugh !
    EVERYTHING He said and does Hurts America as does the other Jews at the ACLU and the Left in Congress .

  48. 48. tibuq

    Wow censorship! here!

  49. 49. tibuq

    -google operation mockingbird
    -google resolution trilogy

  50. 50. donttreadonme

    “..and so the Lord spoke to his children and said, I will send to you over the seas a Goldman and a Sachs to walk amongst you. And they will lull you to sleep and bring upon your lands an era of darkness and greed. And they will have at their service the whore Clinton, and the whore Bush and the biggest whore of all, the Kenyan Obama. And these prostitutes shall beg of thee to obey them and their word shall be my word… and the deflation shall runneth across the land, cleansing my lands of its filth and cookie cutter housing projects. And ye shall then be saved, as Noah was saved. So speaketh the Lord.”

  51. 51. X Contra

    I know you are trying to be humorous, David, but I could not stomach reading further than the second paragraph. Sorry.

  52. 52. James S.

    Come! Join the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy! We have Cookies! Had to say it.

  53. 53. PatriotUSA

    #47
    “George Soros did not Laugh !
    EVERYTHING He said and does Hurts America as does the other Jews at the ACLU and the Left in Congress.”

    So true, so true. A very funny satire and yes, those who have sucked in the KOOL AID and have been fed the most vile and toxic stew, polictical correctness an multiculturalism, will find no humor in this. Huffy Po and other
    leftarded rags and sites will love this, and for all the wrong reasons.The mullah in the White House might even buy into this. He is that stupid.

  54. 54. Proud_Kafir7908

    “You just can’t trust them Jews. I should know; I’m one of them.”

    Wow, thanks for sharing that eye-opener. The fact that two of my best friends are Jewish too, and that they’ve been loyal, fun to be with, reliable and true friends for quite a long time might almost have blinded me to that awful truth. I should have known better too. [/sarcasm off]

  55. 55. Realist

    Just a little ‘heads up’ for any libtard Moonbats who might be reading this you there ‘shheesh’. This is what a British Officer KNOWS (not thinks) about how Mohammedan Terrorist Scum fight.

    Colonel Richard Kemp, formerly both commander of British forces in Afghanistan and the intelligence co-ordinator for the British government. In that interview, Col Kemp disconcerted the BBC’s boilerplate group-thinking presenter by stating that

    I don’t think there’s ever been a time in the history of warfare when any army has made more efforts to reduce civilian casualties and deaths of innocent people than the IDF is doing today in Gaza.

    Now Col Kemp has amplified his remarks in a speech at a conference in Israel. It is worth watching or reading this remarkable speech in full — because he says things that are as well-informed, obvious and decent as they are rare and poorly understood in the society that he has spent his life defending. He points out, for example, that Britain, America and Israel are up against the same type of enemy which operates under a new and very different set of rules:

    Hizballah and Hamas over here, Al Qaida, Jaish al Mahdi and a range of other militant groups in Iraq. Al Qaida, the Taliban and a diversity of associated fighting groups in Afghanistan. They are different but they are linked. They are linked by the pernicious influence, support and sometimes direction of Iran and/or by the international network of Islamist extremism. These groups, as well as others, have learnt and continue to learn from each others’ successes and failures. Tactics tried and tested on IDF soldiers in Lebanon have also killed British soldiers in Helmand Province and in Basra. These groups are trained and equipped for warfare fought from within the civilian population.

    Do these Islamist fighting groups ignore the international laws of armed conflict? They do not. It would be a grave mistake to conclude that they do. Instead, they study it carefully and they understand it well. They know that a British or Israeli commander and his men are bound by international law and the rules of engagement that flow from it. They then do their utmost to exploit what they view as one of their enemy’s main weaknesses.

    Their very modus operandi is built on the, correct, assumption that Western armies will normally abide by the rules. It is not simply that these insurgents do not adhere to the laws of war. It is that they employ a deliberate policy of operating consistently outside international law. Their entire operational doctrine is founded on this basis. In Gaza, as in Basra, as in the towns and villages of southern Afghanistan, civilians and their property are routinely exploited by these groups, in deliberate and flagrant violation of any international laws or reasonable norms of civilised behaviour for both tactical and strategic gain.

    Stripped of any moral considerations, this policy operates simply and effectively at both levels. On the tactical level, protected buildings, mosques, schools and hospitals, are used as strongholds allowing the enemy the protection not only of stone walls but also of international law. On the strategic level, any mistake, or in some cases legal and proportional response, by a Western army will be deliberately exploited and manipulated in order to produce international outcry and condemnation. And in sophisticated groupings such as Hamas and Hizballah, the media will be exploited also as a critical implement of their military strategy. [my emphasis]

    And of course the British and American media have done everything they can to act as the jihadis’ fifth column against the west – nowhere more so than in Israel, on which Col Kemp had this to say:

    What is the other challenge faced by the IDF that we British do not have to face to the same extent? It is the automatic, Pavlovian presumption by many in the international media, and international human rights groups, that the IDF are in the wrong, that they are abusing human rights.

    So what did the IDF do in Gaza to meet their obligation to operate within the laws of war? When possible the IDF gave at least four hours’ notice to civilians to leave areas targeted for attack. Attack helicopter pilots, tasked with destroying Hamas mobile weapons platforms, had total discretion to abort a strike if there was too great a risk of civilian casualties in the area. Many missions that could have taken out Hamas military capability were cancelled because of this.

    During the conflict, the IDF allowed huge amounts of humanitarian aid into Gaza. This sort of task is regarded by military tacticians as risky and dangerous at the best of times. To mount such operations, to deliver aid virtually into your enemy’s hands, is to the military tactician, normally quite unthinkable. [my emphasis] But the IDF took on those risks.

    In the latter stages of Cast Lead the IDF unilaterally announced a daily three-hour cease fire. The IDF dropped over 900,000 leaflets warning the population of impending attacks to allow them to leave designated areas. A complete air squadron was dedicated to this task alone. Leaflets also urged the people to phone in information to pinpoint Hamas fighters vital intelligence that could save innocent lives.

    The IDF phoned over 30,000 Palestinian households in Gaza, urging them in Arabic to leave homes where Hamas might have stashed weapons or be preparing to fight. Similar messages were passed in Arabic on Israeli radio broadcasts warning the civilian population of forthcoming operations. Despite Israel’s extraordinary measures, of course innocent civilians were killed and wounded. That was due to the frictions of war that I have spoken about, and even more was an inevitable consequence of Hamas’ way of fighting.

    By taking these actions and many other significant measures during Operation Cast Lead the IDF did more to safeguard the rights of civilians in a combat zone than any other Army in the history of warfare. But the IDF still did not win the war of opinions – especially in Europe.

    Israel’s military therefore observes a high standard of ethical behaviour and concern for innocent life which is simply without parallel or precedent anywhere else in the world. And yet it is Israel which the west singles out for demonisation and delegitimisation for ‘war crimes’ — so much so that the very same Israeli military eulogised by Col Kemp cannot set foot in Britain without a ‘human rights’ lawyer trying to arrest them for ‘crimes against humanity’ as soon as they step off the plane.

  56. 56. Peter Montbriand

    This piece reminds me of a story Clancy put into one of his books about the two poor Jewish gentleman in Russia sitting at the park bench. One guy asks the other why he always is carrying an anti-semitic newspaper. The fellows answers that he carries the paper with him so that he can read about how powerfull he and his people are.

  57. 57. Judy, NYC

    personally, i am always thrilled to know that jews own all the banks in the world and the monetary systems. hey,it must be true, because our pictures are on all the money.

  58. 58. caestal

    Yes, when I was living in a trailer in Alaska, eating leftover bits from my MREs, I gloried in the knowledge that I had all that money stuffed under my trailer…

    Sadly, there are still folks out there who believe this sort of rot. Some of them are otherwise-reasonable people and some of them are whackos of the right- left- or middle(?) stripe.

  59. 59. Gary Ogletree

    The girls are just fine. It’s the guys.

  60. 60. Thomas

    I am obligated to correct my erroneous judgment affecting poster 39. qbit:
    His reference to the “evils” of Zionism is not from Leftist sites as I suspected at first glance, but neo-Nazi, anti-Semitic web pages.
    In this regards the Commies and the Nazis are on the same page ever since the Molotov-Ribbentrop era and it’s a hard task to distinguish the two for they look alike.

  61. 61. Brian

    Hey!Wheres my cut?I mean ive been totally kept out of the loop here!This readers comment is priceless-
    This piece reminds me of a story Clancy put into one of his books about the two poor Jewish gentleman in Russia sitting at the park bench. One guy asks the other why he always is carrying an anti-semitic newspaper. The fellows answers that he carries the paper with him so that he can read about how powerful he and his people are.
    LOL!this article ought to get conspiracy nuts on the left the middle and the right in a tizzy!

  62. 62. Paul -Indiana

    I’m gonna tell!!!!!!!

  63. 63. Strawman

    hey,it must be true, because our pictures are on all the money.

    Ah! Got it, now. That’s the Freemason connection. Thanks.

  64. 64. sestamibi

    This really made this landssman’s day–almost makes up for having to hear “Sen. Al Franken” for the next 5 1/2 years.

    My grandmother used to call the likes of him “a shonde for the goyim”.

  65. 65. Oscar the Grump

    What we have here is an attempt at being a literary Borat. The problem is that moslems follow this blog too. Don’t be surprised to find your writing copied and pasted on anti-Semetic blogs and journals. You have only confirmed what they believe. Thanks a lot!

  66. 66. johnnyonline

    david,

    a long time ago, as a student, i learned that getting to point “b” from point “a” was an uncontrollable process with the most important stuff learned along the way. still holds true and i’m impatient for your next bit/byte of wisdom.

  67. 67. Anonymous

    you are stupid

  68. 68. ANTE BRAJKOVIC

    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM(MY NAME: ANTE BRAJKOVIC) Mr DAVID SOLWAY ,& THE EXTREMELY SERIOUS CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY COMMITTED AGAINST MY MOTHER & MYSELF ON GLOBAL TELEVISION(BILLION + AUDIENCE):SADISTIC TERRIFYING CAPTIVITY(HOSTAGE TAKING 47+ YEARS)IN AUSTRALIA(SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE),HT TN M, EXPLOITATION,HOMOCIDES,HEALTH INDUSTRY PROMOTIONS,CONSTRUCTION INDUSTRY PROMOTIONS(ALOT FINANCED BY THE “HEALTH” “IND.”),MAINLY FOR THE FINANCIAL & SEXUAL BENIFET OF DRS, JEWS, “JEWS”, NON JEW WHITES(EG WASP),GUTLESS RACIST WHITE ENGLISH SPEAKING MAGGOT NATIONS(INC AUSTRALIA, SWEDEN)?
    PLEASE REPLY HONESTLY IF YOU ARE WHAT YOU SUGGEST-I EAGARLY AWAIT A PROMPT REPLY SINCE THE CAKOVAC 1999 ADMISSION OF MY SITUATION IS LOOSING ITS INTERNATIONAL MEMORY

  69. 69. Anonymous

    Deflecting the truth through humor and sarcasm has always been a tactic of less than honest individuals. There are better examples out there than this sophomoric shlock.

  70. 70. Frank Lidd

    Typically, the Jewish nature is to provide the aura, often unwittingly, that they are more gifted, more intelligent, and superior to the Goy. The above satirical plea, wreaks of that aura.

  71. 71. lambert

    I just discovered this book and was so amazed with the material within that I will give it as present for christmas to many people. I have read many good financial books, but this book presents all the basic principles of how to handle your money more clearly than any other I have read. Rabbi Celso Cukierkorn lays down a concrete plan to get people out of debt and into good financial position. If you follow it, you will find prosperity.
    Prosperity is built steadily by changing our vision & behaviour in regards to money.
    Every American should own this book.Secrets of Jewish Wealth Revealed!
    I have spent years and years listening to and reading the books of all of the financial gurus. I do like Dave Ramsey, Robert Kiyosaki, and Donald Trump. Lately I have been searching for wisdom that is directly related to our biblical roots. I discovered Daniel Lapin’s Thou Shall Prosper and that set me on a path that has led me to a new enlightenment. Rabbi Celso Cukierkorn’s book is something fresh and it was easy for me to read. The secrets revealed by him in this book were especially meaningful because the rabbi made me feel as if they were meant for me. I really felt transformed by reading this book. And now I feel prepared to make some some changes in my life that will set me on a prosperous path. I can see that I am ready to put God’s words into practice. I have even recommended the book to my church book club. As I have heard, and now I feel, words from the heart- go to the heart.

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