The Humpty Dumpty President’s Magic Words

Perhaps the disenchanted have lost all hope for change they can believe in and are beginning to understand modern Librulspeak. Or maybe they have come to wonder whether the country is in the very best of hands.
The Librul disease of word distortion has infected many besides politicians:
The pattern has been for liberals to redefine all political debate to the point that anything which does not conform to their agenda is instantly characterized as “rancor,” “extremism,” or “hate.” While liberals have engaged in such tactics for many years, the degree to which it is currently done has grown in recent years. The Tea Party’s devotion to fiscal sanity is “draconian” or “mean spirited.” Concern for the moral preservation and restoration of the nation and its foundational institutions including traditionally defined marriage, is “homophobic” or “hateful.” Protection of the unborn is “sexist” or “anti-woman.” Recognition of the cultural and spiritual roots of the nation, and their critical importance to its future are “religious intolerance” or “xenophobia.” Yet Congresswoman Maxine Waters is called “mainstream” by the MSM.
The linked article cites many other examples of this disease. I wonder how many of those President Obama will use during his joint session address. There will likely be many others as well, including these: “investment” (spending), “common sense” (nonsense), “social justice” (equality of result for Attorney General Holder’s people), “gamesmanship” (stop it — that’s my job), “great leap forward” (whoops, somebody else used that one), “get to work” (You do it; I have never worked, don’t know how and don’t want to anyway), “give and take” (You give and I take), “grow the economy” (administer the coup de grace), “federal family” (crazy uncles formerly in the attic who have taken over the house), “executive action” (legislation by fiat), “transparency” (you can see right through it), and “bipartisan” (I demand what I ask for). President Obama’s speech writers are prolific souls and will come up with many more, each more distorted in meaning than the others.
Enhancing the English language must bring great pleasure to someone of President Obama’s historically superior strange intellect and negotiating skill. Rather than selfishly asking that he remain our president at least until 2017, we should generously reward his valiant efforts by granting him a well deserved, prompt, and happy retirement to his presidential library and a happy life of vacations and continued fiction writing ever after. Another Nobel Prize awaits; he has already earned will earn it and for there to be true social justice he must have it very soon.







You missed one redefinition: revenues. That’s the word Obama uses when he means taxes (as in raising). The irony is that on this side of the rabbit hole taxes and revenue are not equal at all; when one goes up the other goes down.
What’s really annoying is that Republicans are beginning to adopt it.
Why wait for Thursday and the ‘words’ of Obama. You can write your own presidential speech. You can even read it off of a Teleprompter if you like.
So here it is…..
The Barak Obama Do It Yourself Speech Kit:
Preamble: this must consist of varying portions or iterations of the following; [Place these in any order you choose]
“Folks are hurtin’ out there.” [This must be said with feeling, to show caring and Identification with the unwashed masses / bitter clingers.]
“We have to invest in the future.” [Translation; Spend Spend Spend!]
“We need a balanced approach.” [Remember, this means Tax Increases so make it SOUND reasonable.]
“My hope and expectation is that we can put country before party and get something done for the American people.”
[This is the crux of the speech, this is where it is emphasized that any disagreement is tantamount to Treason.]
[At this point it is important to have an agenda list that will consist of proposals that have already failed over the last 3 years. Use the following skeleton to introduce each of the agenda items. And by all means, get a thesaurus to find equivalent words to avoid repeats.]
— Introduce a Subject on the Agenda —
“We Must Move Forward with…” [Introduce the Idea which has Failed on several previous attempts with new verbage here.]
“Some would say…” [Insert here a quotation of something No One has ever said.]
“let me be perfectly clear…” [This is the place for genuine obfuscation about the subject and any position regarding the subject.]
“We cannot just…” [This is where you mention something that would inspire the American People if mentioned by a Republican politician or makes perfect sense when someone says "Why don't we just...", i.e. "We cannot just drill for all the oil we need." or "Auto Companies cannot just sell SUV's and Trucks to the public and make money."]
“make no mistake about…” [Here is where the Exact Opposite of any of the things which will actually take place are stated.]
“I reject the false choice that some would…” [Again, reiterate quotations that No One has ever said followed by Him vs. The Most Idiotic Extrapolation of any Republican Position.]
“I have ordered my team to…” [Doesn't matter what actions you fill in here, they aren't going to do it.]
— Repeat as needed for new subjects —
Then, in closing you must include a reference to the Bush Administration and “The Failed Policies of the Past.” that we cannot go back to.
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There will be two kinds of voters in 2012 -
1.) Those who remember what it was like living during the Carter Administration
2.) Those who have Recently Found Out!
Brilliant, I think you’ve nailed the speech. I can’t stomach to watch the clown but I’m sure I’ll read enough excerpts from it.
Right on jd!
A quick guide to Obama speak!
1. “Investment in education” a way Obama can reward his teacher union acolytes and assure their continued financial support of his re election campaign. Actually improving schools is not on the agenda.
2. “Investment in infrasturcture” see above and insert construction worker unions for treacher unions.
3. “Investment in green jobs of the future” Obama rewarding his eco nut base with hundreds of millions in failed technology. Solyndra founders gave Obama only about $100,000 in donations while blowing $500 million plus of taxpayer funds in a solar power fantasy.
4. “Revenue enhancement” Obama’s quaint way of saying stick it to the evil rich.
5. “Everyone must pay their fair share” Barack’s call for more class envy and warfare, making the immoral rich guy pay for more goodies for everyone else.
6. “Folks are hurting” Obama’s condesending way of trying to show empathy for people he hates for clinging to their guns and religion.
7. “Some people say” Obama follows with a completely bogus strawman fantasy that the MSM can and will hail as great thought.
One thing you can count on is Obama will not call out Representative Andre Carson for his deeply racist, bigoted and hateful speech. Carson stated that fellow members of congress who belong to the tea pary want to see Blacks hanging from trees. Obama must have listened to Carson and thought he was simply back in Sunday school at Rev Wright’s church. The church where Barack, Michelle and the girls were part of the Amen! chorus for two decades.
What are words for
When no one listens anymore
What are words for
When no one listens what are words for
When no one listens
There’s no use talking at all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ
Is that a teleprompter mini-skirt?
Don’t forget he’ll be excoriating Republican Congressional reps for not being willing to compromise with his unconscionable deals. Example, “I want to kill yet more jobs with every ass-backwards crony capitalism scheme I can dream up. Republicans need to be willing to support at least half of them.”
Infuriating how Dems play every dirty trick in the book, then turn around in the next breath and accuse Repubs of doing what they just did. Politicians really do think the public is stupid and attention deficit.
Perhaps that is due to their continued success…
Just a thought.
I agree 100%. That’s why the Abomination was elected to the White House in the first place v
It would really be nice if Obama held a joint session of Congress to discuss what we’re going to do about the war, yes the WAR, in Afghanistan. We have men and women dying in Afghanistan, yet the president doesn’t feel that the subject is worth a press conference, let alone a joint session of Congress. Jobs are important, but nobody actually died by not getting a job. People in Afghanistan ARE dying, and on a daily basis. It would really be refreshing to hear what the president has to say about the subject to Congress, and the American people.
Nobody every died by noit getting a job? Excuse me? because there is anotherone just around the corner?
The most important word in this address will be ‘jobs’, but not just any old job. In this context it will be understood that only good jobs are to be encouraged. Good jobs have one or more of the following characteristics:
1. Union,
2. Public Service,
3. Green,
4. Federally funded or guaranteed,
5. Prevailing Wage (Think Davis-Bacon),
6. Privately funded only if properly connected.
Bad jobs have the following characteristics:
1. Non Union
2. Red State, especially Texas,
3. Energy related, but not Green,
4. Privately funded,
5, Profit driven,
And the very worst,
6. A job that makes a rich capitalist richer.
The jobs issue is a matter of simple miscommunication.
When we talk about JOBS, we’re referring to the concept of providing goods or services in exchange for compensation.
When Obama talks about JOBS, he’s using it as an acronym: Just Obama’s (usual) BS.
“shared sacrifice” (unshared sacrifice)
“investment” (spending)
“contribution” (taxes)
“balanced approach” (taxes)
“user fees” (taxes)
“shovel ready” (not shovel ready)
“fair share” (more taxes)
“too big to fail” (too well-connected not to bail out)
Thus far, we have made the mistake of allowing the left to set the terms of public debate and to define the terms of discussion.
We must put a stop to this, starting NOW.
Today, I offend EVERYBODY!
Everything he says, including jobe, is misdirection.
His mission is to destroy the United States, nothing less. Everything else, all of the words, are the shell game while the destruction goes on behind the scenes.
He is one last major con away from succeeding. If he waves his fingers enough and buys enough votes to gets re-elected, the United States is over, and Americans will be serfs for hundreds of years.
This excerpt from a recent newsletter from Senator John Cornyn (TX) confirms a suspicion that’s been growing in my mind that Obama is particularly interested in damaging Texas’s much touted sound economy;
“The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has recently issued a rule that would mean fewer jobs and higher energy costs for Texans. The Cross-State Air Pollution Rule requires power plants in 27 states to reduce all emissions that may possibly cross state lines by January 1, 2012. Due to this abrupt deadline, many Texas energy generators will have no choice but to shutdown or curtail some of their generating units, leading to more expensive energy and a real possibility of blackouts.
Last week, I met with senior citizens living on fixed incomes in Houston and business leaders in Dallas to discuss the impacts of this regulation. I share their concerns that these regulations would be bad for Texans. I believe decisions like this should be based on sound science and ample consideration of what the impacts would be on the economy. Texas needs to be given a fair amount of time to study the rule and analyze the effects it would have on jobs, prices, and power supply reliability. After giving no indication that Texas would be covered by the rule—and then lumping our state in at the last minute—the EPA is threatening the livelihoods of thousands of Texans. In this case, the EPA has neglected such an approach in favor of ideology, and I will continue to urge the Obama Administration to review the rule and issue a stay as it applies to Texas. ”
Do you think Obama is thinking this last minute blow to Texas’s economy in Jan. 2012 could intentionally and seriously derail Gov. Perry’s Presidential campaign as a job creator? Thinking Americans could connect the dots that this fullfills the other half of Perry’s claim, that Obama is a job destroyer, but over 50% of voters have proven they don’t think.
Happy Labor Day, You S.O.B. Barbarians!
Happy Labor Day from the Democrat Party, you barbarian S.O.B. Republicans! Where are the simple days of civility?
I thought former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi had scraped the bottom of the empty Democrat barrel and her vacuous brain when she asked at a fundraiser whether Republican kids breathe air.
No, Nance, they and their parents inhale carbon dioxide straight up just to show how tough they are and they even think it’s wise to read legislation prior to passing it.
That Pelosi query can simply be classified as a typically dumb nancy-ism.
What Howard Fineman predicted on “Hardball,” that the Democratic strategy for the presidential and congressional elections will be “down and dirty,” was far from dumb and was reflected in Labor Day remarks by Teamsters President James Hoffa and America’s Vice President Joe Biden.
On a day ostensibly set aside to celebrate the contibutions of workers to the betterment of society, both Hoffa and Biden demeaned the labor movement and the nation.
Hoffa showed he had learned all there is to know about dirty campaigning and the politics of thuggery from his daddy. Biden went him one better by reducing the upcoming presidential campaign to what will probably be the “downed and dirtiest” ever, to war, and not a pretty war at that.
Appearing at a predominantly union labor rally in Detroit on Monday, Hoffa was at his bellicose, reprehensible best in declaring opposition to “a war on workers” and pledged his troops to the president: “President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march!”
For positive reinforcement, he bellowed, “Let’s take these sons of bitches out.”
Parsing that invective, it would seem Hoffa was committing the 1.4 million dues-paying members to enlist or be drafted into his “army” and the “sons of bitches” must refer to any Americans not supporting the re-election of Barack Hussein Obama.
I can almost understand Hoffa’s obvious angst over the labor movement, in view of the collapse of private sector membership from its heyday to a mere 7% of the work force, but does he mean by “taking us out” that he wants us all killed?
He should be reminded that–except for the SEIU and other crazies– the violent union days of the IWW and the UMW are long past and that, in 2011, ”The Sopranos” has been cancelled and we have entered a new age of Obamian civility.
See Jimmy Junior’s videotaped call to arms here: http://bit.ly/nMFkj3.
Hoffa should also be reminded that his father’s body has never been recovered and he should avoid at all costs visiting the New Jersey Meadowlands and the Florida Everglades.
Joe Biden visits lots of places, most recently the Peoples Republic of China where he sucked up to America’s new owner-in-waiting, but unfortunately got back just in time to complement Hoffa’s warlike “sons of bitches” observations with his own obnoxious comments. . .
(Read more and see the videos at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=5360.)
THE OBAMA DILEMMA
In 2008 a man half white was elected to be the first Black President of The United States.
Mr. Obama was an angry black man in 2008 which suited the mood of a majority of the people who elected him to be president.
If by miracle the economy turns 180o in the next year and he is re-elected by landslide, has the best second term of any President he will still suffer from the dilemma that he is still an angry black man.
According to The Hill,
Words are so beautifully flexible; Humpty Dumpty must be very proud.
According to Rep. George Miller (D-Calif.),
Assuming that Mr. Miller’s reference to “we” meant his party, the admission that they have been “sowing economic uncertainty” is refreshing; somehow, however, it seems unlikely that diminishing the role of the agencies that have been doing that will play a part in their new efforts to WTF.
“We have tried shrinking the economy and sowing economic uncertainty for 8 months…….”
By “we” he means Congress as a whole. He’s referring to when the Republicans took over the House 8 months ago. So, in effect, he’s blaming them.
He’s equating “shrinking the economy” with the Conservatives’ desire to reduce size of government. And “sowing economic uncertainty” he equates to cutting spending, trying to reduce government debt and not allowing tax increases. The Dems know how to lie with a straight face.
California Businessman Shut Down by Obama Policy Leftist Economic Policy (Part 1)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WzQth2r1P4&fe…!
“It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.” George Washington
I think I read somewhere that Obama will call for 300 billion in new stimulus spending. Obama wants desperately to ensnare the republicans in his failed policies. The republicans will no doubt not even consider a new round of “stimulus” so as the economy continues to degrade Obama can point a finger at the GOP.
Sadly for Obama though, great for America, most citizens have caught on to Obama, he is quickly becoming an irritant, most people have tuned him out. I expect the speech to be empty phrases, ignored, scorned and his approval to drop another couple of notches.
You cannot draw upon the glory of the English language if almost every utterance is a lie. Mark Helprin, Hillsdale College 159th Commencement, regarding American Presidents. Especially the current occupant.
If we opened up our own resources for oil domestically hundreds of thousands of people would be put back to work … even union workers would be able to get jobs and work!
http://msmignoresit.blogspot.com/2011/09/jobs-jobs-jobs-and-oil.html