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The Audacity of Notes

I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter from Obama.

by
Oleg Atbashian

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March 15, 2013 - 12:03 am
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Subject: FAIR HOUSING: tell Congress to end housing disparity!

Dear Friend,

Brace yourself.

Did you know that some indecently opulent lawn ornaments in Florida could have paid for a decent home for a struggling middle-class family in Ohio?

Congress can stop this right away — but not without your help.

We need you to use your email, Facebook, and Twitter to tell Congress to ban private homes and make living in private residences a felony punishable by heavy fines and/or imprisonment. Demand that the lawmakers do the right thing and put an end to the glaring injustice of housing disparity.

A fairer approach, deserving of a just and advanced society, is to move all citizens to government housing facilities built in UN-approved, environmentally compliant areas, where they would no longer need to worry about mortgages, property taxes, maintenance and repairs, or owning a private vehicle.

Not only will this save innumerable gallons of water currently wasted on private lawns; such a plan will also dramatically improve the quality of garbage collection and recycling, as well as streamline all other government programs, such as feeding humans and their pets by designated government caretakers, monitoring their behavior for possible violations, and transporting their offspring to government-supervised educational, recreational, and nutritional care centers.

While this plan will require that all of us begin to pay a little more in taxes, it will surely be offset by not having material, and often emotional, costs associated with living in an individual residence. As an added bonus, citizens whose housing and nutritional needs are provided by the government will have a lot more free time on their hands to contact Congress via email, Facebook, and Twitter to demand more government programs.

Citizens whose government takes care of all their needs are the really free citizens. Remember that only by empowering the government can we liberate the middle class and other struggling communities from the need to take care of themselves. This, friends, is the true liberty envisioned for us by the founders.

Michelle and Barack Obama need your help to bring this vision to life. They want you to know that everything they have done so far would have been impossible without your help.

Share with us your personal stories and tell us why you would like the government to provide food and shelter for you and your pet. We will make sure Congress sees your testimonies and takes immediate action.

If Congress fails to act, this fight doesn’t end tomorrow. We’ll just need to put even more pressure on Republicans to pass the president’s balanced plan. Join this fight now.

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This message is brought to you by Michelle and Barack Obama’s campaign to raise awareness about how much they care.

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Oleg Atbashian, a writer and graphic artist from the former USSR, is the author of Shakedown Socialism, of which David Horowitz said, "I hope everyone reads this book."  In 1994 he moved to the U.S. with the hope of living in a country ruled by reason and common sense, appreciative of its freedoms and prosperity. To his dismay, he discovered a nation deeply infected by the leftist disease of "progressivism" that was arresting true societal progress. Oleg is the creator of a satirical website ThePeoplesCube.com, which Rush Limbaugh described on his show as "a Stalinist version of The Onion."

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Obama's people all "write to me in the same caring, soothing voice, using the same simple words and sentences."

That's the same caring, soothing voice as Obama!. That's why I call him Mussolini for Morons. He always sounds to me like he's addressing a roomful of 6th-graders, and he's trying to trick them out of their lollipops.
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Oleg, Well done! Very Funny! Looking forward to your next antidote to the poison being fed to the public by Obama and his supporters.
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In addition to banning the kitchen, food prep and what not I suggest we all be assigned food tasters like dear leader has. Think of all the jobs it would create! Then of course there would be regulating agencies established to make sure the tasters don't gain too much weight, unions so the tasters only have a certain number of assignments a day...the bureaucracy will be endless. It's a progressive dream come true!
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Dear Friend
A recent Government study has shown that 100% of golfers want to play 18 holes with Tiger Woods. With a small contribution of $3...
Oh never mind.
1 year ago
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The housing letter is all wrong. Building brand new compounds for former home-owners is far too expensive. Far better to just have them move in with the 1%. (And if the 1% don't like sharing and decide to move out, so much the better.)

That's how Lenin did it and, by gum, if it was good enough for Lenin's subjects, it should be good enough for us. As for that accusation that Lenin and his inner circle moved into the mansions of the Tsarist era millionaires and didn't share them, well, that's just a hateful observation and there's no place for hate in the brave new world we are building under the benevolent and loving Obamas.
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My Three Dollar bill has been scanned and is ready to be emailed wherever needed!

I Serve the Soviet Union!
1 year ago
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I think pregnancy equality is an issue we really all need to work together to raise awareness of. For thousands of years, only women have been allowed to become pregnant. With women now serving in active combat roles in the military, the time has come to allow men to become pregnant. I suggest we all work together to lobby Congress to pass legislation ending this injustice now.
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What about shoe inequality? The female 1% may own dozens (if not hundreds) of shoes while the homeless women own just 1 pair. This injustice must stop!
1 year ago
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Agreed. And what is wrong with a country that doesn't give the people Nordstrom Stamps along with the SNAP allotment? It isn't fair that some people have to shop at Target while others shop at Nordstrom.
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They are all good, but my favorite for both satire-power and really-could-happenness is (ta tata DAH):
"Subject: HOME COOKING: tell Congress to end the practice of unsupervised food preparation!"
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