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Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down Half This Wall

A celebration of the great "moderate" events in (fake) history.

by
Oleg Atbashian

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May 13, 2009 - 12:00 am
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In October 1492, when Christopher Columbus discovered that the trip was taking longer than expected and his sailing associates began to threaten him with mutiny, Columbus reached a compromise with the sailors’ union representative and the ship community organizers by promising to turn back if land was not sighted in five minutes, on condition that they wouldn’t tell anyone. The land would’ve been discovered the next day, but maintaining good relations with the sailing community was a much more important objective. Upon their return, Columbus and his associates told people that they had reached a bountiful shore but they didn’t bring any proof of it because they felt it would be wrong to engage in trade and corrupt indigenous cultures with Western-made trinkets.

One can find many examples of great compromises between right and wrong in the Bible. In the year of 33 AD, Jesus famously drew a line in the sand and suggested, “Let he who is without a Class 1 felony or who hasn’t been arrested within the last five years and has no pending warrants cast the first stone.” Mary Magdalene was subsequently stoned to death, but the needs of the many prevailed in this textbook example of a graceful compromise that met the demands of the larger community.

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Realizing that the road to political fortune is paved with principled compromises, today’s Republicans have long ago abandoned the concept of “small government” and are instead calling for “smaller government,” which means that if they ever reduce the government’s consumption of the GDP from 20% to 19.99%, they can declare victory and call it a day.

Unfortunately, not all Republicans are willing to open their minds to the numerous opportunities of getting along and compromising their principles in a graceful and acceptable manner. Opponents of abortion, for example, could find an easy way out of their unpopular stand by accepting socialized medicine, which will inevitably make the lines so long that by the time a pregnant woman reaches the top of the waiting list, her baby is already 18 months old and no political harm is done to any of the parties.

It is high time everyone in America understood that only by being moderate and sacrificing our principles to the greater good can we maintain a more average union, improve the Constitution with an equal proportion of negative and positive rights, and fulfill the promise of the Bill of Permissions, which entitles all men, women, and transgendered persons to existence, compliance, and administered satisfaction.

Only then can we collectively live up to the vision of American forefathers — a moderately illuminated urban environment on a slope.

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This piece was written together with Bryan McCarthy, who is also a regular contributor to the People’s Cube.

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Oleg Atbashian, a writer and graphic artist from the former USSR, is the author of Shakedown Socialism, of which David Horowitz said, "I hope everyone reads this book."  In 1994 he moved to the U.S. with the hope of living in a country ruled by reason and common sense, appreciative of its freedoms and prosperity. To his dismay, he discovered a nation deeply infected by the leftist disease of "progressivism" that was arresting true societal progress. Oleg is the creator of a satirical website ThePeoplesCube.com, which Rush Limbaugh described on his show as "a Stalinist version of The Onion."
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