Frank J. Fleming Makes the Case for Obama’s Greatness
After an intro that takes us back to the mindset of unlimited hope and wonder that Obama gave our country when he first entered the political scene, Fleming chronicles the rise of Obama from obscurity to power. He quickly establishes that we can’t look upon Obama like we would a normal man, because he’s obviously something more.
Many believe that Barack [middle name omitted because it's racist to draw attention to] Obama is just a regular person who puts his pants on one leg at a time like the rest of us, but this is fallacy. In fact, were you to witness the miraculous way in which Obama puts on his pants, your brain would hemorrhage trying to comprehend it, and you’d die.
After showing how we came to be blessed with the Obama presidency, Fleming then begins his airtight argument that proves Obama has in fact been the best president ever. He does this by going through all the issues Obama has confronted — the economy, spending, energy, foreign affairs — and explains how Obama has done as well as any person possibly could — or even better. And Fleming is careful to assuage any fears and show us how the failures of our own intelligence keep us from understanding Obama’s methods.
Obama is operating on a whole other level here where we can’t even follow his logic, and that can be scary at times. It’s like if some sort of primitive person — a West Virginian, perhaps — saw a surgeon doing an operation. He’d think the surgeon was harming the sleeping man by cutting in to him, when in fact the surgeon was helping that man. And that’s who Obama is — a smiling man with a knife that we’re a little bit scared of. But don’t worry; he knows what he’s doing.
Not satisfied with merely proving that Obama has expertly handled all the issues in front of him, Fleming then compares Obama to every previous president to show how he bests each one. Fleming also takes on some of the common objections to Obama and expertly defeats them. And he ends the book with a look to the future, showing exactly how “when the future that we will win becomes the present that was won” we will have reached a land of infinite wonder, thanks to Obama.
This is a great ebook — if not the greatest book ever in either print or digital format — and I now feel like Judas times Benedict Arnold plus Jane Fonda for ever having doubted Frank J. Fleming or Barack Obama. Out of five stars, I give this book an eighty-three. And at $1.99, there is no excuse not to buy it. I’ve heard of places in the world where people live on two dollars a day, so worst case scenario is that you don’t eat for a day so you can save up to get it — and it’s worth that. Anyone capable of learning the English language should absolutely read this book. So should all humans and some chimpanzees and gorillas. Then together we can realize what a great leader Obama is and stop worrying so much and perhaps stop all this nonsense of trying to find a Republican replacement for him, which really has gotten rather irritating.
Thank you, Frank J. Fleming, for writing this book. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
You can purchase Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything at Amazon.com or you can find the nearest seller at the publisher’s website.
Is Frank J. Fleming the nom de plume of Valerie Jarrett? Or is it the other way around? Or is she serious?
I just downloaded the book. I need a good laugh these days.
Mr. Fleming, don’t even think about banishing the man to Canada. We have more inconsequential idots up here than we can handle. And like yours, these were elected, too. Please, send him where he’ll be comfortable and won’t have any desire to return. Say, Turkey.
Okay, I’m confused. I understand about not wanting Obama in Canada, but why do you want Mr. Flemming to say “turkey”?
Is this a Thanksgiving joke?
I don’t get it. Oh, I’m confused, confused, confused.
Um…do we really need to explain, or are you wearing your satirical hat? (Hint…Kurds)
Then try, please, “Goodnight, Gracie”.
Bought this ebook last night. Got the laughs I needed (and I plan to re-read this book every time I need some laughter) Love his sense of humor!
“I now feel like Judas times Benedict Arnold plus Jane Fonda for ever having doubted Frank J. Fleming or Barack Obama.”
My favorite line of the day. I have to find a way to use this in my next business meeting…
Please print out 100k copies of this eBook and airdrop them on the OWS sites. The resulting confusion and euphoria will soothe the protesters and make it easier to cart them off.
Tonight, I was able to buy a Kindle copy of Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything. for $0.00 and I have no hesitation in asserting that, of all the books I’ve ever bought from Amazon, OtGPitHoE was infinitely better value, and very well worth the slight trouble to buy.
I have only one quibble: though some words and names of past presidents—if one may even mention of previous presidents when thinking of the transcendent, glorious incumbent—are italicised, the paragraph on Chester A. Arthur uses underscores for one word, “_more_” instead of italics.
Apart from that one blemish, and the lack of really obsequious grovelling of the wonderful Commander in Chief, and too many mentions of his evil predecessor, and a dearth of praise for the beauteous First Lady of Grace and Style, the book is without fault. Oh, and it’s too short. Also, every now and again one begins to suspect that the author doesn’t really quite know how to describe his rightful esteem for His Magnificence, the Leader of Free Peoples Everywhere, with sufficient vim and vigour or humility; otherwise, the book is superlative.
Ah, but can he translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees? Does he cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes? Is he an expert in stucco? Do women swoon over his sensuous trombone playing? Does he have an original line of corduroy evening wear? Has he ever been caller number nine? Does he participate in full-contact origami, or breed prizewinning clams?
Well, does he?
Hah. I think not.
Ahh…but does he prefer Dos Equuis? Then, that would make him the most interesting man, no?
I posted this elsewhere at PJMedia.
Here is a list of reasons to love Obama complied by Rabbi Dov Fischer. Can anyone think of extra reasons:
1. Obamacare — Attempting to federalize local state rights, extending federal control over massive components of the national bourse, extending federal control over individuals’ lives in violation of the Constitution’s Commerce Clause. Cynically lining up supporters in white doctors’ robes, while refusing to consult with much more prominent and predominant medical groups who oppose. Lying about the program’s cost and tax burden by subterfuging it with exorbitant taxes that begin several years into its anticipated roll-out. Robbing $500 billion from Medicare that will destroy access for seniors, while lying about the Ryan proposal that would not affect people over 55.
2. The catastrophic $850 billion stimulus. $700,000 to develop a robot that tells jokes. $3.4 million for an underground tunnel for turtles to cross the road in Florida. $1 million to help smokers kick the habit by giving them Blackberry “smartphones.” $2.6 million for Chinese prostitutes in China to drink responsibly. Lying to Americans by claiming the money was going to “shovel-ready jobs” — and then joking about the falsehood. Lying by hiding the amounts transferred to favored liberal projects unrelated to job growth or economic stimulation.
3. Chronically high, persistent unemployment — His own staff said that he would bring it under 8% ; yet it remains over 9% thirty months into his one term, with real unemployment actually exceeding 15% as huge numbers of unemployed Americans withdraw from searching hopelessly for jobs. Lying about a Summer of Recovery (2010).
4. Gas prices — Now exceeding $4.50 a gallon in California, while he bars exploration in ANWR, restricts licenses to explore along the Atlantic coast or in the Gulf, but exports American dollars to help Brazil explore for oil in the Gulf even as Obama promises that America then will buy that oil from Brazil. (See also #82.)
5. Failure to pass a budget. The abject failure by the Chief Executive to get any kind of budget adopted for 2010.
6. Multi-trillion debt free-fall. Turning the disastrous Bush deficits into a multi-trillion-dollar economic free-fall, now leaving the nation with a debt exceeding $14.3 trillion . . . and pressing for authorization to increase the free-fall. His own latest mad deficit proposal was demolished in a House vote 97-318, as his own Democrats abandoned him in droves.
7. The seizure of GM and Chrysler. The illegal transfer of bondholder wealth to unions, imposing his views on parts of the American auto industry, artificially trying to jump-start his favored companies with “Cash for Clunkers,” only to find that American tax dollars were used instead by people buying preferred Japanese cars to acquire them cheaper while being forced to destroy throughly sound used cars.
8. Dodd-Frank.
9. Unremitting hostility to Israel. Destroying the Mideast process by imposing unilateral burdens on Israel, forcing Israel to cease construction of Jewish homes, even in Jerusalem, thus compelling Abbas to harden several positions, all while publicly snubbing Prime Minister Netanyahu in the basement of the White House (the first visit) and trying to snub him on the second visit with a horrible policy speech as Netanyahu was flying en route to America.
10. Failure to support Iran’s Green Revolution. A complete silence and abandonment of leadership when Iranians risked their lives for freedom, while backing the Moslem Brotherhood uprising in Egypt.
11. Failure to support the Syrian people’s revolution against Assad. Utter failure to lead until it was impossible to overlook the massacres by a dictator who actively finances and supports Iran and Hezbollah, America’s sworn enemies in Iraq and South Lebanon.
12. The Libyan Fiasco. Entering Libya while failing to consult Congress. No sense of whether we are supporting people just as bad as Qaddafi. Remaining in the war more than 90 days without obtaining Congressional approval. Lying about violating the War Powers Act by claiming there are no “hostilities” in Libya.
13. The Gulf oil disaster. Bumbling in handling the Gulf oil disaster — refusing aid from countries with oil-cleaning vessels, failing to accept offers of boom to corral the spill, bringing in underwater filmmaker James Cameron as an expert.
14. Closing down oil exploration. The unnecessary moritorium on permitting oil exploration in the aftermath of the Gulf oil disaster, contributing to a massive explosion of oil prices, even leading a federal court to overturn him.
15. EPA interference. The shutdown of Shell’s Arctic oil exploration by EPA
16. Cap-and-Trade Fiasco. The push in Congress for a disastrous “cap-and-trade” plan that would stymie the coal, electric, and natural gas industries, while enormously raising Americans’ home fuel prices, leading even his own party’s U.S. Senator from West Virginia to film a TV promise to voters that he will shoot the proposal full of holes.
17. Use of federal agencies to bypass Congressional oversight. The attempt, after Congress refused to adopt his cap-and-trade nonsense, to bypass Congressional opposition and impose cap-and-trade undemocratically via the EPA.
18. Use of FCC initially to restrict free speech. The push for unconstitutional restrictions on free speech on his political enemies on Talk Radio while assuring protections for unions to spend money on campaigns via The Disclose Act.
19. The Disclose Act and cherry-picking. The attempt to unconstitutionally impose The Disclose Act on his political opponents but not unions via Executive Order.
20. Czars to bypass Congressional oversight. The use of unaccountable “czars” who effectively run huge segments of the American Government without being accountable to Congress and who are protected from Congressional subpoena power.
21. Boorish shaming of Supreme Court justices. The embarrassing and arrogant verbal assault on the Supreme Court while Court Justices courteously attended the first State of the Union address, sitting in front of him, leading most to boycott the subsequent State of Union addresses.
22. Boorish attempt to shame Paul Ryan. The similarly embarrassing and arrogant verbal assault on Rep. Paul Ryan when addressing the federal budget, with Ryan having been invited personally by Obama to attend the speech and sit in front of him.
23. Boorish attempt to shame John McCain. The insulting, embarrassing, and arrogant gloating at John McCain during the televised sham negotiation over Obamacare, when he responded to McCain not substantively but by saying that Obama had won and McCain had lost the election — so there!
24. Refusal to prosecute Black Panthers for Voter Intimidation. Obama’s and Attorney-General Eric Holder’s politicization of the Department of Justice, including refusing to prosecute the Black Panther voter-intimidation case in Philadelphia.
25. Marriage Act. Obama’s and Holder’s refusal to defend the Federal Defense of Marriage Act, an act of Congress.
26. Lies, Lies, Lies. The regular use of straw-man demonizations to try winning support for his unpopular legislation, like accusing doctors of performing unnecessary surgery so that they can enrich themselves by imposing misery on their patients.
27. Throwing his grandmother under the bus. Using his grandmother as a foil to win points, calling her a racist like “typical white people.”
28. Bowing to the Saudi King and the Japanese emperor. Literally.
29. Treating our British alliance contemptuously. Shamefully returning to Great Britain the bust of Winston Churchill that they had given us and that had reposed in the White House, while insulting the Queen and the Prime Minister with inane gifts like DVDs. The subsequent fiasco while toasting the Queen, continuing to talk during the playing of the British National Anthem.
30. Violating and abrogating long-standing promises to our allies. Removing the missile shield from Poland and the Czech Republic to placate Putin.
31. Standing with the aspiring Honduran dictator. Backing the would-be dictator of Honduras when that nation’s duly convoked Supreme Court had removed him from office in careful compliance with law.
32. FTAs with allies. Failure to push for quick ratification of free trade agreements with Columbia, Panama and South Korea.
33. Amateurish handling of Afghanistan military effort. The painfully over-extended indecision, for months, whether to authorize a military surge into Afghanistan, then exacerbating the indecision by announcing to our enemies a date-certain withdrawal timeline — a time coordinated with his reelection bid.
34. Incoherence on how to handle the anti-Mubarak uprising in Egypt. Dispatching Frank Wizner as his emissary, then rejecting Wizner’s advice.
35. Radicalizing the NLRB outside Congressional purview. Appointing [Harold] Craig Becker, a radical unionist, to the NLRB through a recess appointment that otherwise never would have passed Congress.
36. Radicalizing FCC outside Congressional purview. Appointing FCC commissioners who are pursuing “net neutrality” without Congressional authorization.
37. Ecology gone wild in California. Wiping out much of the agricultural economy of California’s Central Valley by restricting full water deliveries to protect a small Delta Smelt fish
38. Gitmo debacles. Promising to close the Guantanamo Bay facility that interns terrorists, trying to close it, failing to close it, refusing to concede his error or assure that “Gitmo” will remain open.
39. Civil trials for terrorists debacles. Promising to move terrorist trials to civilian courts, then trying to prosecute Khalid Sheik Mohammed in Downtown New York, only to be opposed even by the two ultra-liberal Democrat U.S. Senators of New York, then pressing to try another terrorist, Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani, in civilian court, resulting in the terrorist being acquitted on 284 of 285 counts.
40. Napolitano out of touch. The shameful failure of Obama’s Homeland Security chief, Janet Napolitano, to appreciate the Obama Administration’s security failures in the face of the near-catastrophe of the “underwear bomber” in the skies over Detroit, as she insisted “the system worked.”
41. Student loans. Government takeover of the student loan program
42. Border security. Cancellation of the “virtual border fence” project with no replacement, while deploying National Guard troops to do paper work at desk jobs and provide office assistance rather than stand armed along the border.
43. The “Beer Summit.” In the aftermath of wrongly castigating and erroneously pre-judging fault regarding the Cambridge Police Department, tying up the country with a foolish spectacle on the White House lawn.
44. Immigration and Arizona. The Department of Justice’s attack on Arizona for that state’s exercise of its sovereign legislative authority on the issue of citizen identification rules. Failure of his own federal government to execute the law on immigration.
45. The attack on Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker. Attacking the Wisconsin governor and his state legislature for exercising their sovereign legislative authority on public employment issues, while Obama failed to acknowledge that the new Wisconsin rules are comparable to those that always have applied to federal employees.
46. Lying to McCain on their deal over campaign fundraising. Violating his pledge to John McCain to abide by McCain-Feingold limits for funding his Presidential campaign.
47. Downplaying American exceptionalism. Apology tours.
48. Implying that the Minnesota bridge collapse was the result of lack of infrastructure funding
49. Chicago Olympics fiasco. Shamefully inserting himself into a botched campaign to bring Olympic Games to Chicago, thereby exposing the Presidency of the United States to ridicule and formal rejection, and demonstrating early-on his overconfident sense of himself and his unpreparedness for the seriousness of his office.
50. Hypocritical attack on D.C. public school voucher effort. The attack on a voucher program for Washington, D.C. schools, even as his own children are protected from the educational failures that curse the Washington populace.
51. Associating with the murky. Associations with convicted unrepentant domestic terrorists and eccentric haters of America: the Reverend Wright, William Ayres, Van Jones.
52. Anita Dunn. Her war against Fox News and her boastfulness that the Obama White House has the “courage to speak truth to Power” — when it is the White House, not a cable TV station, that is “Power”; and her speech to schoolchildren, as a White House representative, sharing with the young and impressionable her idolization and admiration of mass-murderer Mao Tse-Tung.
53. ACORN.
54. SEIU. Having Andrew Stern, President of SEIU, as the man who has visited the White House more than any other person during the Obama term.
55. Teleprompters / White House for Dummies. A reliance on teleprompters to protect him from stumbling and bumbling speeches when, without scripting, he has spoken of his visits to America’s “57 states,” has denigrated the handicapped, could not pronounce “corpsman,” moronically said that Austrians speak “Austrian,” referred to deceased war heroes adding that many were in the audience he was addressing, and has made more gaffes than Dan Quayle.
56. Arrogance and Haughtiness. An extreme level of personal nose-in-the-air arrogance and lack of graciousness, from physical comportment to the way he addresses others. The Roman columns. The arrogant temerity to tell Americans, God-like, that history will record his coronation as the moment that the rivers stopped rising and the planet healed.
57. Chicago Corruption. The house he corruptly acquired through Tony Rezko.
58. The artificial shifting dialects. Affecting an artificial accent when speaking to unions, and to others with whom he allies in his “class wars,” that belies his having grown up in Hawaii, reared by a Caucasian grandmother, his having spent years being schooled in Indonesia, and later attending school at Occidental College in California, Columbia University, and Harvard Law School.
59. Lack of transparency. Refusing to share his academic records or the sources through which he paid for private college and law school, despite his pre-election calls for transparency.
60. Failure to lead on immigration. Not confronting the immigration issue when he dominantly controlled both the House and a filibuster-proof Senate, then mocking the GOP on immigration, saying they would not be happy with “alligators and moats” — when all they want is secure borders.
61. Fiscal irresponsibility on foreign relations with Egypt. Forgiving billions of dollars in Egyptian and related Mideast debt when we are past the 14.3 trillion debt line.
62. Wasting billions on corrupt “Palestine” agencies. Pumping billions more into the discredited United Nations Relief & Works Agency (UNRWA) and the Palestinian Authority that merged with the terrorist Hamas.
63. Radical judicial appointments. Nominating a radical leftist, Professor Goodwin Liu, for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit despite Liu’s contempt for constitutional imperatives towards limited government.
64. Acceding to political bribery by cherry-picking waivers to Obamacare for favored donors. Forcing Obamacare down the throats of small businesses across America that cannot afford it . . . then approving politically correct and electoral pay-off waivers for his friends, donors, and rich boutique businesses. Granting 20% of all the country’s Obamacare waivers in Pelosi’s San Francisco district. Buying off votes from Ben Nelson of Nebraska (the Cornhusker Deal), Mary Landrieu (the Louisiana Purchase) to pass Obamacare.
65. Using the White House to crush political opposition. Trying to force donors to his political opponents to reveal their contributions. Using the White House official website asking supporters to report to the Government instances of people criticizing Government policies.
66. Attempting to crush media opposition. Punishing a Boston newspaper whose editorial attacked him, having his White House conduct a war against Fox News, claiming they are an entertainment, not a news organization, and then boycotting Fox until that strategy backfired.
67. Encouraging cultural decline. Inviting “Common,” a “poet” with disgusting lyrics of hate, to entertain at the White House
68. The Louis XVI Factor. Vacations and high-profile golf during the Gulf oil crisis, prompting even Democrat strategist and Presidential advisor James Carville to erupt in fury. More high-profile golf at Cape Cod while the country was losing its AAA credit rating for the first time.
69. The Marie Antoinette Factor. Michelle high-profile huge trips abroad, a la Eva Peron, with family friends and their children partying on the public payroll, at 5-star hotels in places like Spain.
70. Al Sharpton. Launching his national presidential reelection campaign with a speech to Al Sharpton’s base.
71. Secrecy in Legislation. Failing to honor his pledge to conduct transparent governance, crafting Obamacare with Democrats behind closed doors barred to Republicans, leaving Obamacare as a massive document so convoluted that Nancy Pelosi had to tell the media: “But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it.”
72. A philosophy of redistributing other people’s money. Trying to persuade “Joe the Plumber” that it is a beneficial national economic goal to “redistribute the wealth.”
73. Cynically blaming Republicans and Talk Radio for the shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. Blaming their rhetoric, while failing to address Democrat use of vile and violent language to describe Republicans and the Tea Party.
74. Lying about a family connection to the Holocaust. Lying and falsely telling Americans that his grandfather was among those who liberated Auschwitz when, in fact, no American troops liberated Auschwitz.
75. Failing to grasp the Israel narrative. Describing Israel’s right to exist as premised on the Holocaust, thus missing the entire point of a Jewish country built on the land where Jews have lived since Biblical times.
76. Lying about a family connection to the Civil Rights movement. Telling Americans that his birth happened because his parents became amorous as a result of the 1965 Selma Civil Rights March — even though he was born in 1961.
77. Collapse of the housing market. American housing prices lowest since 2002.
78. Manipulating legislation by forcing votes on massive documents. Racing massive thousand-page legislation packages through Congress without allowing Congress or the American People time to read, comprehend, and absorb the bill — and thus breaking a major campaign promise.
79. The Credit Rating downgrade. Presiding over the first credit-rating downgrade in American history.
80. Timing military campaigns to coincide with election campaigns. Manipulating and sacrificing the lives of American soldiers, basing a withdrawal from Afghanistan not on strategic national security considerations but timed instead to coincide with the start of the 2012 Democrat Presidential Convention.
81. NLRB. Stacking the National Labor Relations Board with left-focused political hacks who are attempting to prevent America’s leading exporter, Boeing, from building a $1 billion manufacturing plant in South Carolina because that state permits employment of non-union labor.
82. Cynically manipulating the national Strategic Oil Reserve. Releasing 30 million barrels of oil from the United States Strategic Petroleum Reserve in order to obtain the temporary political goal of lowering gasoline prices that have skyrocketed in the face of his severe restrictions on permitting exploration in the Gulf of Mexico, along the Atlantic coast, and in Alaska in his obsessive pursuit of “green jobs.”
83. “Operation Fast and Furious” debacle. Allowing Mexican drug lords to access illegal firearms, then losing track of the firearms while the drug cartels used the illegal firearms for crime including murdering Americans.
84. Lying, lying, and more lying to voters. Trying to create class warfare by telling people that Republicans’ refusal to raise taxes will cause youngsters to be unable to finance their college educations, while causing seniors to lose health care and social security payments. Failing to admit honestly that Congress extended the Bush tax cuts and refused to increase taxes even when Democrats had a filibuster-proof Senate and veto-proof control of both Congressional chambers.
85. Investigating CIA patriots. The Holder investigation into CIA operatives’ interrogations of suspected Al Qaeda terrorists and their use of methods that had been approved in advance by the Justice Department.
Here are some my additions:
86. the Solyndra scandal.
87. Noncompliance by Eric Holder and the White House for information relating to various investigations.
88. Requesting help from an anti-American terrorist group, Pakistan’s ISI to negotiate with the Al-Qaeda supporting Haqqani network.
89. Bankrolling failed green manufacturing schemes in Finland and Spain, to the tune of hundreds of millions of taxpayer dollars.
90. having an Islamist Turkish government, that openly engaged in a terrorist attack on Israel, join an anti-terrorism task force.
…and all this in less than 3 years. As Frank J. Fleming asserts correctly, ‘Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything’. Wow.
Coeurmaeghan in 29 Palms, CA
All right, apart from those few, minor failings, which only carping critics have noticed, everything else he’s done has been tremendously good.
Good one.
Like the old joke goes, “Forty five years of leading a perfect life, and after just one animal sacrifice on my boss’s desk, suddenly I’m a bad person!”
Dude, didn’t you read the review? Obama is like jazz, man. If you have to ask what he is, you’ll just never know. Dig?
Feel Obama’s groove! Obey!
Of course. All we Happy Campers dig- to bury shit.
Only 90? Oh, this was just the list he put together during his coffee break. These were the EASY ones to find.
Serious list! Thanks.
Listen, I’m tired of people ganging up on poor Barack Obama. If you don’t believe he is the greatest President ever, just ask him…he’ll tell you.
[With reference to your list of Obama's 90 Failings]
In the immortal words of Woody Allen: “You say that like it’s a negative thing!”
Quite a thorough compilation, but we must add to it as necessary….and there will be plenty to add I’m sure.
Hey! You left out winning the Nobel PEACE Prize!!!
Do you have to enter a contest and compete to “WIN” the Nobel Peace Prize or does someone get it without doing anything in particular? Let me know so I can practice up by refraining from shooting someone just because they make me mad or I might help a little old lady across the street or even open the door for them, I might practice all kinds of etiquette and be a very pleasing person to get that money…oh by the way all reading please suggest that I win the next one so I can buy a new home and car and get a membership at the country club down the street, I can’t afford it right now and I and a lousy golfer but I would be a lousy golfer (and a very polite one) that was a member there!
Wow, were you this comprehensive in your complaints when Bush was in office? You are very TRANSPARENT. Times have changed, don’t you think it’s time?. The white house is rich in color now, what a beautiful thing. “The meek have inherited the earth,” is not that what the Bible says would happen?!
Did you mention the vacations every other month to the poshest places on the globe while his adoring subjects have to settle for “staycations” where they are faced with the choice of either filling their gas tanks to get to a job (if they still have one), or feeding their kids something other than Hamburger Helper?
Hey, take it easy! I love hamburger helper!
“I don’t know why they call it that. It tastes just fine on its own!”
What, the hamburger or the helper?
Sorry, I botched the quote…
“I don’t know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?”
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/National_Lampoon%27s_Vacation
Obama does far less damage to the country when he’s playing golf than he does when playing president. He should play golf every day.
Um… wait… as one of the small and insignificant people in your past, I am devastated that you didn’t take the time to step over me or crush me completely on your rise to greatness.
Got time this afternoon for it, or should we try for next week?
Congratulations!
-ls
….Oh, lest we forget our Dear Leader’s unforgetable words of class warfare that led to the mushrooming of “Obamavilles” across the land where those wacky — but harmless — “Occupiers” show the world what a leftist “Progressive” paradise would look like. Is it just me, or do you also have a tingle run up your leg in anticipation of such a wonderous future?
no, it’s just the itch from the scabies.
FrankJ reviewing his own book is a really stupid idea! How can we even begin to believe that the result would approach anything close to honesty? He’d overlook any mistake, error, or lie that would make him look bad in order to maintain the appearance of being better than we lowly readers. Does he really think we’re that stupid? I mean, it would be like making Congress responsible for investigating impropriety and ethics violations of its own members.
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…ah cr@p!
Yeah that would be akin to Congress investigating itself or one or more of it’s members, or the DOJ investigating itself now wouldn’t it, oh I forgot they do that don’t they and we all know how well that is working!
Don’t trust this reviewer! I read on the Daily Kos that he embezzled $1.2 million from the Frank J. Fleming fan club this year alone so he is probably just trying to get more!
I would post something inane, like: AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
But I’m above that.
You can indeed trust this reviewer – you have your facts slightly skewed. He did indeed embezzle $1.2 million from the Frank J. Fleming fan club, but he did it without getting caught, again, just like every year! So you can trust him.
Met him once and I have the pictures to prove it.
Buying it now Frank. I have opened an escrow account. Please place $1.99 into it by wire transfer, and if I laugh within the top 15% of federally-mandated OSHA guidelines I will release the funds back to you.
You kicked Bill Mahrs ass! And not in a gay way!
…like a Viking!
How about you keep the $1.99 and not release those photos.
Brilliantly done, sir.
So now we have two brilliant, handsome, utterly amazing men without peer: Frank J. Fleming and Barack H. Obama.
One wonders what they talk about when they get together.
When I ordered my copy of Frank’s book, the receipt was emailed to my wife. She called me to let me know we must have been hacked. When I informed her that I had indeed purchased said book, she asked “Why on earth would you order something like that?!?” “Check the author,” I replied. Her response? “Oh. Never mind then…”
Satire by any other name, would bend my brain just the same!
Everything seemingly is spinning out of control. You know how screwed up Europe is when you have a German pope and an Italian central banker.
And now this book.
Didn’t Obama play the Scarecrow in the 1978 remake of the Wizard of Oz called the The Wiz?
hmm I hope Chuck Norris did approve this book, or else you’re gonna have some hard times
I enjoyed it very much, but one major flaw nearly ruined it for me. In the part about the past presidents you spelled Harry S Truman with a period after the ‘S’. I know this to be wrong because no such period exists. His middle name was ‘S’. Period. I know this from having worked on the interior graphics of the Harry S Truman Dam in Missouri back in the 80′s. We had almost finished the whole thing and all the numerous, time consuming and expensive graphics when some smartass pointed-out this obscure fact to us. We had to go back and change everything (most of the graphics were screen printed with enamel and then baked on). It was a nightmare. I sure hope you don’t lose any sleep over this… like I did.
Solid information to have, thanks! If it hadn’t been for the fact that Harry S Truman was a very important President, you could have just filled in the period, and that would have been the inexpensive end of it. Period. Have you noticed that everything that gets built has the name of several important politicians on it? Only Hollywood actors present more awards to themselves. Just imagine how many buildings, bridges, and monuments will be adorned with the name of the best President in the history of everything, Barack Hussein Obama.
although I just bought this book… after reading all these wonderful comments I’m afraid to read it! What if I’m too far below Mr. Fleming’s intellect to appreciate the brilliance of the Obama? So far I’ve missed out on the wonderfulness.. what if this book doesn’t help me? Maybe I should just kill myself now…. sigh. Does anyone have any of that koolaid that everyone is raving about? Would it help me?
Why, Bless your little heart! Maybe Poppy or Mummy will ‘splain it to y’all at bedtime. And yes, since you ask, Koolaid would be the very best for you. Drink two great big glasses full, then take a nap. Be sure you drink the “Made in Guyana” brand.
We have no use of your unrecyclable garbage here in Canada. We have just gotten rid of some Obama clone idiots in Canada by voting many of them out last election, and there are still more work left undone. We are still having problems with nincompoops communist/progressive professors and bureaucrats influencing young malleable minds, and an addition of another toxic garbage from suppose to be ally is not welcome here but will be considered an act of war.
Why do you limit your assessment of Obama’s abilities to just this planet? In your expert historical opinion, does he have the ability to outshine other leaders in the rest of the universe if he decides to grant us a second term?
Heard you on Medved! Made my day! we conservatives in AZ needed a good laugh today
Obama, the Oracular Orator
Lest our president feel neglected after the attention paid to his second-in-command in “Biden, the Bumbling Booby,” with all due deference to the Obamassiah, the Big O, the Anointed One, I hereby devote a separate but equal article to Our Leader.
I cited a few of Barack Hussein Obama’s old, new, and always classic instances of dumb and thoughtless gaffes in ”Biden” and some others are so old that his mainstream media have sometimes acknowledged them, if grudgingly.
In that latter category: his geographical confusions, dissing Cambridge police, ridiculing Special Olympics kids, addressing dead soldiers he saw in a Memorial Day audience, inventing an Austrian language, misstating a Kansas tornado death toll of 12 as 10,000, saying the Mideast has plaqued the Mideast for centuries, etc. etc. etc.
Those and his legion of additional screw-ups surpass Biden’s and even Bush-isms but are irrelevant as compared to the central issue surrounding Barack Obama: Is he really anywhere nearly as smart as his MSM have been painting him for years now?
He apparently did graduate from Columbia University and Harvard Law School, though he has adamantly refused to release his transcripts from those prestigious institutions and his years at Columbia are still cloaked in mystery.
He did allegedly teach constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School, though the contents of his lectures are still unknown and he has often disregarded the Constitution.
He did work as a community organizer in Chicago, though who and what he organized and for what purposes are still unclear, and suspect, as are his associations during that period.
The only thing Obama voters truly knew about him when they bought into his undefined hopey-changey mantra in 2008 was that Barack Obama was a brilliant and spectacular orator.
Over the past three years, more objective observers have noticed his orations have been far less than brilliant and his oratorical skills are very questionable. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=6004.)
That is one walloping hearty meatloaf of a book Frank J.!!!
Mega Kudoes!
Dale, That’s just what I was going to say. Stop monitoring my brainwaves to steal my thoughts. You imposter!
I never thought I would ever read a book with a title like this one but it was worth every penny!
mr feming! brilliant way to make a quick buck!!! true capitalist!!! i admire you…o bama , of course is an absolute disaster.. man wish i thought of your idea first!!! jay…