Comments on: Drunkblogging the Inauguration http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/ Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:55:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Marc Malone http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189882 Marc Malone Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:05:32 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189882 The Stock Market has been really tanking ever since the election. That's when the job losses really began to pile up. John Galt has spoken. He's the voice of free enterprise. All the smaller businesses are in the process of scaling back or out-and-out liquidating. Expect it to continue. We are soon to be faced with the twin monsters of deflation and confiscatory taxes. The 2nd Great Depression comes. The more the government intervenes and spends, the worse they make it. The Stock Market has been really tanking ever since the election. That’s when the job losses really began to pile up. John Galt has spoken. He’s the voice of free enterprise. All the smaller businesses are in the process of scaling back or out-and-out liquidating. Expect it to continue. We are soon to be faced with the twin monsters of deflation and confiscatory taxes. The 2nd Great Depression comes. The more the government intervenes and spends, the worse they make it.

]]> By: Rachel Peepers http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189817 Rachel Peepers Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:31:41 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189817 Woke up this morning and felt like I'd been Dewering some serious binge drinking last night. Then I realized yesterday was the B man's inaugurationl. Half the country must be hung over. Incidentally, that Michelle cab joke I stole from Leno. As I see it, the problem with the brown eyed handsome man and Michelle is that they don't visually look like they belong together. I mean, they're decidely incongruent; he's slim and kind of buff, a pretty boy faced hip Prez while she reminds one of a piece of heavyweight farm machinery wearing a gown and perpetual frown. Maybe it's me, but if he's to have a successful Presidency and really impress leaders of countries far and wide, he needs a babe on his arm, not some overweight mirror breaking Halloween faced scare machine with a middle linebacker's body, who can barely clap and frown at the same time. I bet Barack agrees with me and in due time will jettison his uglier half. When and if he does, I have a list of women who I feel would make them the world's most beautiful couple, and make America proud as punch. Not to mention, seal his election victory in 2012. 1. Celine Deon 2. Sarah Brightman 3. Vilayna LaSalle 4. Jill Marie Jones 5. Mariah Carey 6. Meg Ryan 7. Sharon Stone 8. Teri Hatcher 9. Marcia Cross 10.Kristen Dunst Number one, I personally think would be Barack's best choice. And so forth. Actually, as a white woman, Kristen Dunst is a definite dark horse. Let's face it, where would Martin have been without Lewis, Larsen without Berra, Sonny without Cher, Phil without Don, Butch without Sundance, Lennon without Yoko, SCRATCH THAT Lennon without McCartney, Bert without Ernie, Lewis without Clark, Simon without Garfunkle? Michelle just doesn't match up with Barack. He's a rock star, she's a boulder. I'm sorry. But as Barack said, This generation is about change. Yes he can. Woke up this morning and felt like I’d been Dewering some serious binge drinking last night. Then I realized yesterday was the B man’s inaugurationl. Half the country must be hung over. Incidentally, that Michelle cab joke I stole from Leno. As I see it, the problem with the brown eyed handsome man and Michelle is that they don’t visually look like they belong together. I mean, they’re decidely incongruent; he’s slim and kind of buff, a pretty boy faced hip Prez while she reminds one of a piece of heavyweight farm machinery wearing a gown and perpetual frown. Maybe it’s me, but if he’s to have a successful Presidency and really impress leaders of countries far and wide, he needs a babe on his arm, not some overweight mirror breaking Halloween faced scare machine with a middle linebacker’s body, who can barely clap and frown at the same time.

I bet Barack agrees with me and in due time will jettison his uglier half.

When and if he does, I have a list of women who I feel would make them the world’s most beautiful couple, and make America proud as punch. Not to mention, seal his election victory in 2012.

1. Celine Deon
2. Sarah Brightman
3. Vilayna LaSalle
4. Jill Marie Jones
5. Mariah Carey
6. Meg Ryan
7. Sharon Stone
8. Teri Hatcher
9. Marcia Cross
10.Kristen Dunst

Number one, I personally think would be Barack’s best choice. And so forth. Actually, as a white woman, Kristen Dunst is a definite dark horse.

Let’s face it, where would Martin have been without Lewis, Larsen without Berra, Sonny without Cher, Phil without Don, Butch without Sundance, Lennon without Yoko, SCRATCH THAT Lennon without McCartney, Bert without Ernie, Lewis without Clark, Simon without Garfunkle?

Michelle just doesn’t match up with Barack. He’s a rock star, she’s a boulder.

I’m sorry. But as Barack said, This generation is about change. Yes he can.

]]> By: Jim Baker http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189798 Jim Baker Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:04:49 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189798 Magazine sales will pick up now. At least until the country grows weary of seeing Obama's face everywhere they look. The German media was this enthralled by Hitler, too. It sold the the product. Okay, but I'm just saying. Magazine sales will pick up now. At least until the country grows weary of seeing Obama’s face everywhere they look. The German media was this enthralled by Hitler, too. It sold the the product. Okay, but I’m just saying.

]]> By: hp http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189786 hp Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:51:25 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189786 <a href="http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-20" rel="nofollow">Mike Jefferson</a> <i>This guy is scary. I don’t know who he was angrier at, the American people or the American people.</i> what if one pretends instead that his wife wrote the speech? does the hatred toward country start making more sense now? no doubt look for more of the same over time. Mike Jefferson This guy is scary. I don’t know who he was angrier at, the American people or the American people.

what if one pretends instead that his wife wrote the speech? does the hatred toward country start making more sense now? no doubt look for more of the same over time.

]]> By: JonathanL http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189779 JonathanL Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:43:41 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189779 My personal favorite commentator line was "Senator Kennedy has been carried out of the Statuary Room by medical personnel." How did they know which statue to pick up?? My personal favorite commentator line was “Senator Kennedy has been carried out of the Statuary Room by medical personnel.”

How did they know which statue to pick up??

]]> By: Rachel Peepers http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189523 Rachel Peepers Wed, 21 Jan 2009 14:26:58 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189523 Whenever I saw Michelle Ob. on TV yesterday in the yellow tent that made her looker wider than an Obama smile, I had the uncontrollable urge to call a cab. Whenever I saw Michelle Ob. on TV yesterday in the yellow tent that made her looker wider than an Obama smile, I had the uncontrollable urge to call a cab.

]]> By: McGehee http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189478 McGehee Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:03:26 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189478 Wow. Comment spammers actually <i>on-topic.</i> Will 0bama's wonders never cease? Wow. Comment spammers actually on-topic. Will 0bama’s wonders never cease?

]]> By: How to Start a Business in California http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189420 How to Start a Business in California Wed, 21 Jan 2009 09:27:35 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189420 It was a historic day indeed with the inauguration of Barack Obama and now Obama will have to sit down and to tackle the problems facing the United States of America. The economy, oil, jobs and two wars will all be Obama’s focal points during his historic first 90 days in office. The changing of the guard will hopefully equal an end to the crisis. It was a historic day indeed with the inauguration of Barack Obama and now Obama will have to sit down and to tackle the problems facing the United States of America. The economy, oil, jobs and two wars will all be Obama’s focal points during his historic first 90 days in office. The changing of the guard will hopefully equal an end to the crisis.

]]> By: john from cinncinatti http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189401 john from cinncinatti Wed, 21 Jan 2009 07:05:34 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189401 while in the super market i went past the magazine rack and saw Obamas picture on just about every magazine there, reminded me of the pictures of the other Hussein, only these pictures don't have bullet holes shot in them. Obamathon to the max. when do the billboards start getting pictures of his visage ? you'll get arrested and sent to gitmo for vandalizing them. IDIOCRACY starts today. all hail president Camacho while in the super market i went past the magazine rack and saw Obamas picture on just about every magazine there, reminded me of the pictures of the other Hussein, only these pictures don’t have bullet holes shot in them. Obamathon to the max.
when do the billboards start getting pictures of his visage ? you’ll get arrested and sent to gitmo for vandalizing them. IDIOCRACY starts today. all hail president Camacho

]]> By: Rachel Peepers http://pjmedia.com/blog/drunkblogging-the-inauguration/#comment-189396 Rachel Peepers Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:44:51 +0000 http://pajamasmedia.com/?p=44582#comment-189396 The poem. Well, sad to say, Liz Alexander thoroughly botched it. Barack called for unity. Were they just words or from the heart? Who knows. One thing, though, is sure. The Inauguration poem was created for black America, not all Americans. Betty slammed the door on fawning faces. Sat us in the back of the bus. Grabbed all the sunshine on a bone chilling day. Provided only warmth for her friends with words that had a chilling affect on those who mean her no ill will. There are good winners and bad losers. File the Alexander poem under R. for remorse. If she doesn't have any, she should. The poem.

Well, sad to say, Liz Alexander thoroughly botched it. Barack called for unity. Were they just words or from the heart? Who knows. One thing, though, is sure. The Inauguration poem was created for black America, not all Americans. Betty slammed the door on fawning faces. Sat us in the back of the bus. Grabbed all the sunshine on a bone chilling day. Provided only warmth for her friends with words that had a chilling affect on those who mean her no ill will. There are good winners and bad losers. File the Alexander poem under R. for remorse. If she doesn’t have any, she should.

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