Cincinnati’s Thanksgiving Day ‘Occupation’
Thanksgiving morning, before the Occupy movement’s promised attempt to disrupt Black Friday at certain retailers, a different group with their own style of “occupying” convened in downtown Cincinnati.
These “occupiers” had quite ambitious goals. Their intent was to “occupy” not only Cincinnati, but also Newport and Covington, Kentucky, across the Ohio River, ultimately surrounding a six-mile perimeter. This “occupation,” in the sense of legally taking up space as opposed to how the Occupy Wall Street crowd and its offshoots have chosen to “occupy” — namely by seizing control of property which isn’t theirs and daring authorities to do something about it — is known to locals as Cincinnati’s Thanksgiving Day Race.
A nearly non-stop tradition since 1908, the Thanksgiving Day Race’s “occupation” is so superior in so many ways to the pathetic crowd which calls itself “Occupy Cincinnati,” it’s hard to know where to start.
Since early October, after the previous month’s poorly populated Day of Rage in New York and several other cities “somehow” grew into what became the nationwide Occupy movement, Occupy Cincinnati’s ragtag bunch of rank amateurs has been attempting to … well, I’m not sure anyone has a good idea of what they’re doing or what they want. Despite their minuscule numbers, reporters at the Cincinnati Enquirer have filed dozens of stories – perhaps over 100 — since the habitually illegal operation began.
Over 50 days in, this tiny group of babbling grievance-mongers obsessed with their own self-importance and the enabling local press continue to believe that an “occupation” should be considered noteworthy if it places a barely noticeable number of people inside a downtown park so small you can almost spit across its width with the wind at your back. In mid-November, they could only convene a paltry 200 people for a pep talk from supposed civil-rights star Jesse Jackson, who insults the memory of his mentor the Reverend Martin Luther King on a nearly daily basis. Duly “inspired,” only fifteen of them had sufficient courage of their convictions to stay after midnight to get arrested for after-hours criminal trespassing.
All those involved in Occupy Cincinnati absolutely have to do is show up and hang around. By contrast, it takes a great deal of effort to pull off a large-scale “occupation” like the Thanksgiving Day Race. As one would expect, its planning begins many months in advance. Almost every movement supporter in the Ohio-Kentucky-Indiana area is aware of the annual event; many activists (i.e., runners and walkers) typically invite out-of-town friends and relatives to participate.
the citys where the ows SLIMEBALLS are gathering should turn the fire hose on them,
This hosing down should include all reporters and camera people who show up to interview. I’m sure every city would have no trouble obtaining volunteers to
“get’er dun”.
Personally, instead of blasting them with fire hoses, just set the nozzles to the widest “mist” setting and spray water over their tents on a freezing cold night. The ice would make the Occupy people miserable but would look quite pretty at sunrise.
“Over 50 days in, this tiny group of babbling grievance-mongers obsessed with their own self-importance and the enabling local press continue to believe that an “occupation” should be considered noteworthy if it places a barely noticeable number of people inside a downtown park so small you can almost spit across its width with the wind at your back.”
The enabling local press continues to cover these jerks in all of the cities they are in. I would love to compare the amount of news coverage these communists and anarchists got when compared to the paltry amount of news coverage the orderly and law-abiding Tea Party demonstrations received. Did the local press mention that the Tea Party rallies paid all local permits for their demonstrations, there were no arrests at their demonstrations, and that the tea party protesters were not only gone in a few hours, but they also generally left the areas where they protested cleaner than when they got there? Nope, you will not hear information like that in the mainstream media. Why? Because the Tea Party activists were always considered as jokes and as “crazies” by the mainstream media, never to be taken seriously by anyone. Never to be taken seriously, that is, until the landslide elections of 2010.
So I have a suggestion for the mainstream media. Keep ignoring the Tea Parties and keep paying a lot of attention to the Communists in the “Occupy” movement. By focusing on the Communists, they only show what side of the fence they really are on. And the bulk of Americans today still do not like Communists. Don’t think so? Then just wait and see what happens in the 2012 elections.
Buffalo’s Turkey Trot began in 1896, and has run for 116 iterations. The race for charity (the YMCA) is capped at 13,000 participants, many of whom dress up in funny or colorful costume. Nice to see Cincinnati though has a successful if belated imitation.
My understanding is that Buffalo is the oldest, Boston is second, and Cincinnati is third, though Cincy’s race had two interruptions (1918 because of WWI and 1936 because of a race management dispute).
They tried to “occupy” Piatt Park? Did they purposefully chose the place with the highest concentration of the mentally unstable “homeless”? How did anyone tell them from the regular occupants?
Makes me want to print running shirts that say “I am the 100%” and go for a jog.