Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries
Before you tell a foreign leader what a great Rottweiler he has, make sure it's not actually one of his children.
What Happens if America Goes Broke?
Maybe we could sell other countries our celebrities — as long as they promise to take good care of them and groom them and give them walks every day.
Free Yourselves! Turn Off Your Laptops
With all our technology, we've lost touch with what is truly important: killing and eating things.
Obama Barackette
Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he's acting like one.
The Insidious Influence of Right-Wing Moralizers
Don't these conservative Christians realize that Roman Polanski made just one little mistake? Haven't they seen Chinatown?
Brain-Dead Conservatives Obsessed with ‘Freedom’
The big problem in America today is all these people who won't let the government do everything.
Obama vs. Carter: Who’s Worse?
Twenty-eight years following Jimmy's reign of terror, did we let our guard down?
The ‘I’m Not Bush’ Prize and its Uselessness
Perhaps they should just rename the Peace Prize the "Down with America" prize.
Get Ready for a Real ‘Chicago Way’ Olympics (Updated)
Chicagoans feel Obama owes them big. It's payback time in Copenhagen. (Update: A Slap in the Face.)
Making Conservatives Less Angry
Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers.
ACORN Stings: The Untold Story
Would ACORN help Darth Vader track down and kill a Jedi? Only if the evil Galactic Empire offered free health care. (Also read Ed Driscoll: ACORN files lawsuit against filmmakers.)
We Should Train Our Politicians Like We Train Our Dogs
Dogs and politicians need rules, boundaries, and limitations.
The Improbable Political Existence of Teddy Kennedy
His ability to survive scandals that brought down other politicians is hard to wrap one's head around.
Aren’t They Getting Tired of Calling Obama Opponents Racist?
The only way we'll ever have a post-racial society is to stop electing Democrats.
Is Obama Really Like the Joker?
The Joker was very careful in his planning, while the chaos from the Obama administration is explainable by pure incompetence.
Birthers Have a Point: Is Hawaii Really a State?
Hawaiians could be lying about Obama now just like when they set off bombs at Pearl Harbor and blamed it on the Japanese. (Also read Roger Kimball: Obama, We Hardly Know Ye)
Why All the Smart People Say Obama Is a Great President
If Obama is as dumb and inexperienced as you think he is, then how did he get elected president, huh?
The Leer Heard Round the World
Let's tell our president to stop ogling foreign women. We don't need another Bill Clinton. Or Mark Sanford.
Why Does Barack Obama Hate Our Economy?
The president hates any system based on merit, given his singular lack of real accomplishments.
Beware the Christians!
Comparing the Christian right with the brutal ayatollahs in Iran is childish nonsense.
Memo to the Left: How About Redirecting the Rage and Scorn?
Murderers of peaceful protesters deserve at least as much outrage as Bush and Sarah Palin, don't they?
Conservatives Beware — Lest You Drive Moderates to Extremism!
Why can't the right see the wisdom of having two parties that are virtually indistinguishable from each other?
Our Next Contestant: Miss Anti-Abortion
Wouldn't it be nice if we farmed out our political debates to beauty pageants?




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