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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the novel Superego and the humor book Punch Your Inner Hippie, has penned numerous political humor columns, blogs at IMAO.us, and is at Home Depot, buying a door
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The Future of the GOP Is Ron Paul?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

The point isn't who he is, it's that he's catnip for crazies.

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Saving Guam from Capsizing All in a Day’s Work for U.S. Congressmen

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

The average citizen probably wouldn't have even studied the issue, other than maybe looking Guam up on Wikipedia, seeing its president has the odd name of "Barack Obama," and dismissing it as an enemy Muslim nation.

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Liberals Are Mostly Not Exactly Like Terrorists

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Terrorists can use guns, make bombs, and survive in caves. Liberals are scared of loud noises and apparently can't survive if their every need isn't provided for by the federal government.

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America Loves Conservatism

Monday, March 15th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

America hates patronizing dimwits who would spend their money and push them around, thus making liberalism very unpopular.

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The Freedom to Be an Adult

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Why do liberals insist that the freedom enjoyed by a child is superior to that treasured by adults?

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Forget a Third Party — Let’s Go for a Fourth Party!

Thursday, February 18th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe a third party would be a complete disaster, but a fourth party could actually work. Sort of.

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Does the Middle East Need More Christians?

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

If the people were saying, "We're blowing you up for Jesus," we actually know pretty well where to point to in the Bible to show them that's wrong.

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More Scandalous Stories About the 2008 Campaign

Sunday, January 17th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

In the spirit of Game Change, here are some other little-known tidbits from the election.

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Of Tolerance and Terrorists

Monday, January 11th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Typical intolerant America. Any day now, there'll probably be a proposal for separate drinking fountains for terrorists.

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New Year’s Resolutions for All Americans

Friday, January 1st, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

For starters, maybe we could try to owe fewer dollars in debt than there are stars in the known universe. (Also read Roger L. Simon: "2010: A Year of Living Dangerously?")

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Have a Merry Government-Regulated Christmas

Friday, December 25th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Bearded, obese, and probably mentally unstable, Santa is someone we obviously don't want near our children. (Also read Claudia Rosett: Browsing the White House Christmas Catalog)

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War Is Too Serious to Involve Liberals

Friday, December 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Liberals have only one piece of wisdom to add to any discussion about war: "This war is just like Vietnam!"

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A Few Good Scientists

Friday, December 4th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

You want the truth? You can't understand the truth!

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The Real Reason Liberals Hate Us

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

It's not because of how we inhibit them politically that the left despises us; they hate us for our freedom.

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Things I’m Thankful For

Thursday, November 26th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Due to Sarah Palin’s aerial patrols, wolf attacks are down 30%.

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Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Before you tell a foreign leader what a great Rottweiler he has, make sure it's not actually one of his children.

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What Happens if America Goes Broke?

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe we could sell other countries our celebrities — as long as they promise to take good care of them and groom them and give them walks every day.

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Free Yourselves! Turn Off Your Laptops

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

With all our technology, we've lost touch with what is truly important: killing and eating things.

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Obama Barackette

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he's acting like one.

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The Insidious Influence of Right-Wing Moralizers

Sunday, October 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Don't these conservative Christians realize that Roman Polanski made just one little mistake? Haven't they seen Chinatown?

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Brain-Dead Conservatives Obsessed with ‘Freedom’

Friday, October 16th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

The big problem in America today is all these people who won't let the government do everything.

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Obama vs. Carter: Who’s Worse?

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Twenty-eight years following Jimmy's reign of terror, did we let our guard down?

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The ‘I’m Not Bush’ Prize and its Uselessness

Sunday, October 11th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Perhaps they should just rename the Peace Prize the "Down with America" prize.

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Get Ready for a Real ‘Chicago Way’ Olympics (Updated)

Friday, October 2nd, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Chicagoans feel Obama owes them big. It's payback time in Copenhagen. (Update: A Slap in the Face.)

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Making Conservatives Less Angry

Monday, September 28th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers.

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