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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the books "How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome" and "Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything," writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post, blogs at IMAO.us, and actually needs to decompensate for his extreme sexual security.
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Handy Tips for President Obama on Behavior in Foreign Countries

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Before you tell a foreign leader what a great Rottweiler he has, make sure it's not actually one of his children.

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What Happens if America Goes Broke?

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe we could sell other countries our celebrities — as long as they promise to take good care of them and groom them and give them walks every day.

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Free Yourselves! Turn Off Your Laptops

Sunday, November 1st, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

With all our technology, we've lost touch with what is truly important: killing and eating things.

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Obama Barackette

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe the birth certificate controversy should be over whether or not Obama is a little girl. Because he's acting like one.

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The Insidious Influence of Right-Wing Moralizers

Sunday, October 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Don't these conservative Christians realize that Roman Polanski made just one little mistake? Haven't they seen Chinatown?

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Brain-Dead Conservatives Obsessed with ‘Freedom’

Friday, October 16th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

The big problem in America today is all these people who won't let the government do everything.

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Obama vs. Carter: Who’s Worse?

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Twenty-eight years following Jimmy's reign of terror, did we let our guard down?

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The ‘I’m Not Bush’ Prize and its Uselessness

Sunday, October 11th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Perhaps they should just rename the Peace Prize the "Down with America" prize.

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Get Ready for a Real ‘Chicago Way’ Olympics (Updated)

Friday, October 2nd, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Chicagoans feel Obama owes them big. It's payback time in Copenhagen. (Update: A Slap in the Face.)

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Making Conservatives Less Angry

Monday, September 28th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers.

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ACORN Stings: The Untold Story

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Would ACORN help Darth Vader track down and kill a Jedi? Only if the evil Galactic Empire offered free health care. (Also read Ed Driscoll: ACORN files lawsuit against filmmakers.)

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Why Are Liberals Still Angry?

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Despite having all the power, the left is still throwing tantrums.

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We Should Train Our Politicians Like We Train Our Dogs

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Dogs and politicians need rules, boundaries, and limitations.

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The Improbable Political Existence of Teddy Kennedy

Friday, August 28th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

His ability to survive scandals that brought down other politicians is hard to wrap one's head around.

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Aren’t They Getting Tired of Calling Obama Opponents Racist?

Monday, August 17th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

The only way we'll ever have a post-racial society is to stop electing Democrats.

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Is Obama Really Like the Joker?

Thursday, August 6th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

The Joker was very careful in his planning, while the chaos from the Obama administration is explainable by pure incompetence.

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Birthers Have a Point: Is Hawaii Really a State?

Thursday, July 30th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Hawaiians could be lying about Obama now just like when they set off bombs at Pearl Harbor and blamed it on the Japanese. (Also read Roger Kimball: Obama, We Hardly Know Ye)

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Why All the Smart People Say Obama Is a Great President

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

If Obama is as dumb and inexperienced as you think he is, then how did he get elected president, huh?

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The Creation According to Atheists

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Behold, the origin of mankind as set forth in the Logical Bible.

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The Leer Heard Round the World

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Let's tell our president to stop ogling foreign women. We don't need another Bill Clinton. Or Mark Sanford.

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Why Does Barack Obama Hate Our Economy?

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

The president hates any system based on merit, given his singular lack of real accomplishments.

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Beware the Christians!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Comparing the Christian right with the brutal ayatollahs in Iran is childish nonsense.

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Memo to the Left: How About Redirecting the Rage and Scorn?

Thursday, June 18th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Murderers of peaceful protesters deserve at least as much outrage as Bush and Sarah Palin, don't they?

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Conservatives Beware — Lest You Drive Moderates to Extremism!

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Why can't the right see the wisdom of having two parties that are virtually indistinguishable from each other?

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Our Next Contestant: Miss Anti-Abortion

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 - by Frank J. Fleming

Wouldn't it be nice if we farmed out our political debates to beauty pageants?

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