Do we really want all of us to be a bunch of educated people who never do anything useful — like the Obama administration but for the whole country?
American leftists are a bunch of reactionaries who defend the status quo and get angry at actual change.
If you commit violence, at least tell everyone you were inspired by a Dave Barry column and not me.
No matter how much liberals try to mystify the Constitution and obscure its meaning, hearing the actual text of the document quickly destroys that fiction.
Amazing predictions of major events that will almost certainly, probably, mostly occur in 2011 unless nothing happens.
Americans are trained from birth to say we love freedom, but is freedom really what we're all about?
Just when you think you've got the voters in a liberal frame of mind, reality blows all your plans to hell.
It was probably a lot easier back in ancient times to figure out who the stupid people were. They were the ones who did things like taunt the mammoths.
Because in the Democratic land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of sucking, those who kinda suck are king.
We should treat them all just like known mafia members; we don't have the evidence to send them to prison just yet, but we'll keep the FBI constantly on their tail.
What is America coming to when a seven-year-old girl can flout the law and defy the government?
The problem isn't that we hate other races. The problem is, we hate the wrong race.
I'm not exactly sure when it happened, but being for gun control has gone from a legitimate political viewpoint to mental illness.
It's not like the only evidence of the Holocaust was a bunch of scientists pointing to a computer simulation saying what they think would happen to the Jewish population in Europe.
This whole oil spill mess just sort of highlights the fact that Obama has no idea what a president is supposed to do.
There really is no one better suited to talk to conservatives about the dangers of extreme rhetoric than liberals.
The point isn't who he is, it's that he's catnip for crazies.
The average citizen probably wouldn't have even studied the issue, other than maybe looking Guam up on Wikipedia, seeing its president has the odd name of "Barack Obama," and dismissing it as an enemy Muslim nation.
Terrorists can use guns, make bombs, and survive in caves. Liberals are scared of loud noises and apparently can't survive if their every need isn't provided for by the federal government.
America hates patronizing dimwits who would spend their money and push them around, thus making liberalism very unpopular.
Why do liberals insist that the freedom enjoyed by a child is superior to that treasured by adults?
Maybe a third party would be a complete disaster, but a fourth party could actually work. Sort of.
If the people were saying, "We're blowing you up for Jesus," we actually know pretty well where to point to in the Bible to show them that's wrong.
In the spirit of Game Change, here are some other little-known tidbits from the election.