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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of Punch Your Inner Hippie, coming November 11th, and the science fiction novel Superego, coming later this year, blogs at, is a writer for the creative agency Emergent Order, and wants you to buy his book.
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Tips for Not Appearing Crazy on the Internet

Sunday, June 12th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

How conspiracy nuts, basket cases, paranoid loons, and other half wits can fool the rest of us into thinking they make perfect sense.

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The Most Ignorant Conspiracy Theory of Them All

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Truthers, birthers, and the idea that Obama is a secret Muslim are conspiracy theories that pale in comparison to the fantastical notion that ...

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America Needs Better Villains than Porn-Addicted Jihadists

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Our previous enemies could have destroyed our country, but our current ones mean we have a longer wait to get to our terminals at the airport.

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Us vs. Them: The Idle Rich vs. the Working Rich

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Compared to 100 years ago, we are all fabulously rich. And we owe it all to the working rich who created it.

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Don’t Worry: Osama Was Shot in Accordance with Islamic Tradition

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming knows the very first thing that went through your mind when you heard of bin Laden's death: were all the religious niceties observed?

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My Plan on How to Fight the Next Middle East War

Saturday, April 9th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. offers some pearls of wisdom on what to do the next time (and there will be a next time) America decides to take down a villainous Middle East dictator.

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Why Every Kid in America Doesn’t Need to Be Educated

Saturday, March 12th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Do we really want all of us to be a bunch of educated people who never do anything useful — like the Obama administration but for the whole country?

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What’s So New About Liberal Ideas?

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

American leftists are a bunch of reactionaries who defend the status quo and get angry at actual change.

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This Article Is Guaranteed Not to Incite Violence

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

If you commit violence, at least tell everyone you were inspired by a Dave Barry column and not me.

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Why Liberals Hate the Constitution

Thursday, January 13th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

No matter how much liberals try to mystify the Constitution and obscure its meaning, hearing the actual text of the document quickly destroys that fiction.

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Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?

Friday, December 31st, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Amazing predictions of major events that will almost certainly, probably, mostly occur in 2011 unless nothing happens.

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Let’s Get Rid of Freedom and Replace It with ‘FreeSmart’

Thursday, December 16th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Americans are trained from birth to say we love freedom, but is freedom really what we're all about?

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Dem Messaging Problem: Can’t Get People to Ignore Reality

Monday, November 15th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Just when you think you've got the voters in a liberal frame of mind, reality blows all your plans to hell.

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Election Question: How Can We Tell the Stupid People From the Smart Ones?

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

It was probably a lot easier back in ancient times to figure out who the stupid people were. They were the ones who did things like taunt the mammoths.

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Republicans Kind of Suck … Which Is Why They Will Win Huge in November

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Because in the Democratic land of epic, mega, ultra, apocalyptic levels of sucking, those who kinda suck are king.

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Suggestions on How We Should Treat Our Congressmen

Thursday, August 26th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

We should treat them all just like known mafia members; we don't have the evidence to send them to prison just yet, but we'll keep the FBI constantly on their tail.

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If Life Hands You Lemons, Don’t Make Lemonade without a Permit

Sunday, August 8th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

What is America coming to when a seven-year-old girl can flout the law and defy the government?

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The Absolute, the Best, the Most Brilliant Solution to Racism Ever!

Monday, August 2nd, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

The problem isn't that we hate other races. The problem is, we hate the wrong race.

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What Do Flat Earthers and Gun Control Advocates Have in Common?

Wednesday, July 21st, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

I'm not exactly sure when it happened, but being for gun control has gone from a legitimate political viewpoint to mental illness.

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How Can Climate Change Advocates Equate My Skepticism to Holocaust Denial?

Sunday, July 4th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

It's not like the only evidence of the Holocaust was a bunch of scientists pointing to a computer simulation saying what they think would happen to the Jewish population in Europe.

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What Obama Needs Is a Change of Job Description

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

This whole oil spill mess just sort of highlights the fact that Obama has no idea what a president is supposed to do.

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Who Is the Expert on Extreme Rhetoric?

Saturday, May 29th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

There really is no one better suited to talk to conservatives about the dangers of extreme rhetoric than liberals.

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The Future of the GOP Is Ron Paul?

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

The point isn't who he is, it's that he's catnip for crazies.

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Saving Guam from Capsizing All in a Day’s Work for U.S. Congressmen

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

The average citizen probably wouldn't have even studied the issue, other than maybe looking Guam up on Wikipedia, seeing its president has the odd name of "Barack Obama," and dismissing it as an enemy Muslim nation.

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Liberals Are Mostly Not Exactly Like Terrorists

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Terrorists can use guns, make bombs, and survive in caves. Liberals are scared of loud noises and apparently can't survive if their every need isn't provided for by the federal government.

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