But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.
A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.
We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?
We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.
If we never get a handle on unemployment and kids get even fatter, what is the big, huge bad thing that's going to happen?
Mayor Bloomberg is saving us from being oppressed by confusing and important choices about our health.
Both Romney and Obama are going to destroy jobs, and it's up to us to pick the one who will destroy the fewest.
A few details left out of the Obama campaign slideshow.
Frank J. Fleming, "certified funny by all the national authorities," explains why the left doesn't do humor.
If Mitt Romney is like an Etch A Sketch, what toy is Rick Santorum like?
The president knows that you can't be nice to the economy. You have to beat it with a baseball bat to make it tougher.
On the deeply contentious issues there are always a few percent of people who answer "I don't know" when polled. What if we elected them congressmen?
Obama is actually a great president. And we're just a lousy country.
Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything — by Frank J. Fleming reviewed by ... Frank J. Fleming
Conservatives just need to come to grips with the fact that it's always going to be a Mitt Romney-type who leads the ticket.
The "Frank J. Fleming Super Double Extra Fair Tax Plan"
You really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing.
What did we do to make Obama hate us and want to destroy us?
Hint: It's not even close.
Unless they get so angry at us that they send terminators from the future to kill us.
Have we evolved as a nation past the need for a competent president?