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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the books "How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome" and "Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything," writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post, blogs at IMAO.us, and actually needs to decompensate for his extreme sexual security.
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Toys R Our Politicians

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

If Mitt Romney is like an Etch A Sketch, what toy is Rick Santorum like?

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Obama’s Obstacles to Growth Will Make the Economy Stronger

Friday, March 16th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

The president knows that you can't be nice to the economy. You have to beat it with a baseball bat to make it tougher.

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What We Need Is More Apathy in this Country

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

On the deeply contentious issues there are always a few percent of people who answer "I don't know" when polled. What if we elected them congressmen?

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We ‘Lazy’ and ‘Soft’ Americans Don’t Deserve Obama

Monday, December 5th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Obama is actually a great president. And we're just a lousy country.

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Frank J. Fleming Makes the Case for Obama’s Greatness

Thursday, November 17th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything — by Frank J. Fleming reviewed by ... Frank J. Fleming

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Why Can’t the Republicans Nominate a Genuine Right-Wing Nut?

Thursday, November 10th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Conservatives just need to come to grips with the fact that it's always going to be a Mitt Romney-type who leads the ticket.

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A Horribly, Horribly Fairer Tax Proposal

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

The "Frank J. Fleming Super Double Extra Fair Tax Plan"

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Occupiers Have Work to Do Before Their ‘Kent State Moment’

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

You really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing.

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How to Make Obama Like Us

Friday, September 30th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

What did we do to make Obama hate us and want to destroy us?

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Comparing Obama’s Performance in Office with that of a Sack of Hammers

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Hint: It's not even close.

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What’s Wrong with Making Future Generations Pay for our Debt?

Saturday, August 6th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Unless they get so angry at us that they send terminators from the future to kill us.

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Why Obama Should Be Re-Elected

Sunday, July 31st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

It will be much easier to edit Wikipedia, for one.

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Obama’s Ineptness as President Might Save Him

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Have we evolved as a nation past the need for a competent president?

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The Real Story of America’s Founding

Monday, June 20th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

"Give me a large government telling me what I can and can't do while spending most of my money, or give me death!"

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Tips for Not Appearing Crazy on the Internet

Sunday, June 12th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

How conspiracy nuts, basket cases, paranoid loons, and other half wits can fool the rest of us into thinking they make perfect sense.

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The Most Ignorant Conspiracy Theory of Them All

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Truthers, birthers, and the idea that Obama is a secret Muslim are conspiracy theories that pale in comparison to the fantastical notion that ...

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America Needs Better Villains than Porn-Addicted Jihadists

Tuesday, May 17th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Our previous enemies could have destroyed our country, but our current ones mean we have a longer wait to get to our terminals at the airport.

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Us vs. Them: The Idle Rich vs. the Working Rich

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Compared to 100 years ago, we are all fabulously rich. And we owe it all to the working rich who created it.

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Don’t Worry: Osama Was Shot in Accordance with Islamic Tradition

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming knows the very first thing that went through your mind when you heard of bin Laden's death: were all the religious niceties observed?

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My Plan on How to Fight the Next Middle East War

Saturday, April 9th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. offers some pearls of wisdom on what to do the next time (and there will be a next time) America decides to take down a villainous Middle East dictator.

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Why Every Kid in America Doesn’t Need to Be Educated

Saturday, March 12th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Do we really want all of us to be a bunch of educated people who never do anything useful — like the Obama administration but for the whole country?

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What’s So New About Liberal Ideas?

Tuesday, March 1st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

American leftists are a bunch of reactionaries who defend the status quo and get angry at actual change.

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This Article Is Guaranteed Not to Incite Violence

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

If you commit violence, at least tell everyone you were inspired by a Dave Barry column and not me.

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Why Liberals Hate the Constitution

Thursday, January 13th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

No matter how much liberals try to mystify the Constitution and obscure its meaning, hearing the actual text of the document quickly destroys that fiction.

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Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?

Friday, December 31st, 2010 - by Frank J. Fleming

Amazing predictions of major events that will almost certainly, probably, mostly occur in 2011 unless nothing happens.

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