If Mitt Romney is like an Etch A Sketch, what toy is Rick Santorum like?
The president knows that you can't be nice to the economy. You have to beat it with a baseball bat to make it tougher.
On the deeply contentious issues there are always a few percent of people who answer "I don't know" when polled. What if we elected them congressmen?
Obama is actually a great president. And we're just a lousy country.
Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything — by Frank J. Fleming reviewed by ... Frank J. Fleming
Conservatives just need to come to grips with the fact that it's always going to be a Mitt Romney-type who leads the ticket.
The "Frank J. Fleming Super Double Extra Fair Tax Plan"
You really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing.
What did we do to make Obama hate us and want to destroy us?
Hint: It's not even close.
Unless they get so angry at us that they send terminators from the future to kill us.
Have we evolved as a nation past the need for a competent president?
"Give me a large government telling me what I can and can't do while spending most of my money, or give me death!"
How conspiracy nuts, basket cases, paranoid loons, and other half wits can fool the rest of us into thinking they make perfect sense.
Truthers, birthers, and the idea that Obama is a secret Muslim are conspiracy theories that pale in comparison to the fantastical notion that ...
Our previous enemies could have destroyed our country, but our current ones mean we have a longer wait to get to our terminals at the airport.
Compared to 100 years ago, we are all fabulously rich. And we owe it all to the working rich who created it.
Frank J. Fleming knows the very first thing that went through your mind when you heard of bin Laden's death: were all the religious niceties observed?
Frank J. offers some pearls of wisdom on what to do the next time (and there will be a next time) America decides to take down a villainous Middle East dictator.
Do we really want all of us to be a bunch of educated people who never do anything useful — like the Obama administration but for the whole country?
American leftists are a bunch of reactionaries who defend the status quo and get angry at actual change.
If you commit violence, at least tell everyone you were inspired by a Dave Barry column and not me.
No matter how much liberals try to mystify the Constitution and obscure its meaning, hearing the actual text of the document quickly destroys that fiction.
Amazing predictions of major events that will almost certainly, probably, mostly occur in 2011 unless nothing happens.