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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the novel Superego and the humor book Punch Your Inner Hippie, has penned numerous political humor columns, blogs at IMAO.us, and is at Home Depot, buying a door
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How Whining Grows Government

Thursday, September 13th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Budget

Monday, August 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.

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An FAQ on Christianity for the Unbeliever

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.

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Interrogating Presidential Candidates

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?

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The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A short history of whining.

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Supreme Disconnect

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.

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What Is Everyone So Worried About?

Monday, June 18th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

If we never get a handle on unemployment and kids get even fatter, what is the big, huge bad thing that's going to happen?

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The Tyranny of Having Too Many Choices

Monday, June 4th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Mayor Bloomberg is saving us from being oppressed by confusing and important choices about our health.

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Which Candidate Will Kill the Fewer Number of Jobs?

Thursday, May 24th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Both Romney and Obama are going to destroy jobs, and it's up to us to pick the one who will destroy the fewest.

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Solving the Student Loan Debt Problem

Friday, May 11th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

The nonsense has to end.

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The More Precise Life of Julia

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A few details left out of the Obama campaign slideshow.

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Face It: Liberals Just Aren’t Very Funny

Friday, April 6th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming, "certified funny by all the national authorities," explains why the left doesn't do humor.

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Toys R Our Politicians

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

If Mitt Romney is like an Etch A Sketch, what toy is Rick Santorum like?

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Obama’s Obstacles to Growth Will Make the Economy Stronger

Friday, March 16th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

The president knows that you can't be nice to the economy. You have to beat it with a baseball bat to make it tougher.

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What We Need Is More Apathy in this Country

Thursday, February 2nd, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

On the deeply contentious issues there are always a few percent of people who answer "I don't know" when polled. What if we elected them congressmen?

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We ‘Lazy’ and ‘Soft’ Americans Don’t Deserve Obama

Monday, December 5th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Obama is actually a great president. And we're just a lousy country.

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Frank J. Fleming Makes the Case for Obama’s Greatness

Thursday, November 17th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything — by Frank J. Fleming reviewed by ... Frank J. Fleming

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Why Can’t the Republicans Nominate a Genuine Right-Wing Nut?

Thursday, November 10th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Conservatives just need to come to grips with the fact that it's always going to be a Mitt Romney-type who leads the ticket.

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A Horribly, Horribly Fairer Tax Proposal

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

The "Frank J. Fleming Super Double Extra Fair Tax Plan"

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Occupiers Have Work to Do Before Their ‘Kent State Moment’

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

You really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing.

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How to Make Obama Like Us

Friday, September 30th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

What did we do to make Obama hate us and want to destroy us?

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Comparing Obama’s Performance in Office with that of a Sack of Hammers

Sunday, August 28th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Hint: It's not even close.

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What’s Wrong with Making Future Generations Pay for our Debt?

Saturday, August 6th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Unless they get so angry at us that they send terminators from the future to kill us.

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Why Obama Should Be Re-Elected

Sunday, July 31st, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

It will be much easier to edit Wikipedia, for one.

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Obama’s Ineptness as President Might Save Him

Tuesday, July 5th, 2011 - by Frank J. Fleming

Have we evolved as a nation past the need for a competent president?

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