A Short History of Guns and Sexual Inadequacy
Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.
Why Not Just Put the Entire Federal Budget on Credit?
Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.
Time to Get Government Out of the Marriage Business
Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.
What if One Day We Get a Bad President?
The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.
Just Say Yes to Gridlock
Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.
Pretend Gun Control
Gun control advocates won't know the difference if we pass laws banning a bunch of made-up things that sound scary. More: Biden on Gun Proposal: ‘I’m Shooting for Tuesday’
Math Is Coming
Math is remorseless, and it will eventually balance its numbers, not caring who is hurt in the process. More: Fiscal Cliff, the 11th Hour: GOP Says Dems Can Amend House Bills If They Like
The Biggest Lesson the GOP Should Learn from the Election
Republicans need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like John McCain and Mitt Romney.
Our Kids Are Doomed. Give Them a Twinkie
Why we need to stop worrying about the future: there is none.
The Crazy Idea that the President Is ‘Leader’ of the Country
We think the president is like the CEO of our country, when in reality his job is more akin to head janitor.
Re-Elect Obama — The Ultimate FAQ
Frank J. Fleming answers all your questions about why the president deserves re-election.
Your PJ Media Election FAQ
Frank J. Fleming answers all your election questions — even ones you didn't know you wanted to ask.
How Whining Grows Government
Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Budget
But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.
An FAQ on Christianity for the Unbeliever
A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.
Interrogating Presidential Candidates
We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?
Supreme Disconnect
We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.
What Is Everyone So Worried About?
If we never get a handle on unemployment and kids get even fatter, what is the big, huge bad thing that's going to happen?
The Tyranny of Having Too Many Choices
Mayor Bloomberg is saving us from being oppressed by confusing and important choices about our health.
Which Candidate Will Kill the Fewer Number of Jobs?
Both Romney and Obama are going to destroy jobs, and it's up to us to pick the one who will destroy the fewest.
Face It: Liberals Just Aren’t Very Funny
Frank J. Fleming, "certified funny by all the national authorities," explains why the left doesn't do humor.




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