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Frank J. Fleming
What We Need Is More Apathy in this Country
On the deeply contentious issues there are always a few percent of people who answer "I don't know" when polled. What if we elected them congressmen?
We ‘Lazy’ and ‘Soft’ Americans Don’t Deserve Obama
Obama is actually a great president. And we're just a lousy country.
Frank J. Fleming Makes the Case for Obama’s Greatness
Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything — by Frank J. Fleming reviewed by ... Frank J. Fleming
Why Can’t the Republicans Nominate a Genuine Right-Wing Nut?
Conservatives just need to come to grips with the fact that it's always going to be a Mitt Romney-type who leads the ticket.
Occupiers Have Work to Do Before Their ‘Kent State Moment’
You really expect fantasies about hippies being massacred to be more of a Fox News thing.
What’s Wrong with Making Future Generations Pay for our Debt?
Unless they get so angry at us that they send terminators from the future to kill us.
Obama’s Ineptness as President Might Save Him
Have we evolved as a nation past the need for a competent president?
The Real Story of America’s Founding
"Give me a large government telling me what I can and can't do while spending most of my money, or give me death!"
Tips for Not Appearing Crazy on the Internet
How conspiracy nuts, basket cases, paranoid loons, and other half wits can fool the rest of us into thinking they make perfect sense.
The Most Ignorant Conspiracy Theory of Them All
Truthers, birthers, and the idea that Obama is a secret Muslim are conspiracy theories that pale in comparison to the fantastical notion that ...
America Needs Better Villains than Porn-Addicted Jihadists
Our previous enemies could have destroyed our country, but our current ones mean we have a longer wait to get to our terminals at the airport.
Us vs. Them: The Idle Rich vs. the Working Rich
Compared to 100 years ago, we are all fabulously rich. And we owe it all to the working rich who created it.
Don’t Worry: Osama Was Shot in Accordance with Islamic Tradition
Frank J. Fleming knows the very first thing that went through your mind when you heard of bin Laden's death: were all the religious niceties observed?
My Plan on How to Fight the Next Middle East War
Frank J. offers some pearls of wisdom on what to do the next time (and there will be a next time) America decides to take down a villainous Middle East dictator.
Why Every Kid in America Doesn’t Need to Be Educated
Do we really want all of us to be a bunch of educated people who never do anything useful — like the Obama administration but for the whole country?
What’s So New About Liberal Ideas?
American leftists are a bunch of reactionaries who defend the status quo and get angry at actual change.
This Article Is Guaranteed Not to Incite Violence
If you commit violence, at least tell everyone you were inspired by a Dave Barry column and not me.
Why Liberals Hate the Constitution
No matter how much liberals try to mystify the Constitution and obscure its meaning, hearing the actual text of the document quickly destroys that fiction.
Good Riddance to 2010: What’s Going to Happen in 2011?
Amazing predictions of major events that will almost certainly, probably, mostly occur in 2011 unless nothing happens.
Let’s Get Rid of Freedom and Replace It with ‘FreeSmart’
Americans are trained from birth to say we love freedom, but is freedom really what we're all about?
Dem Messaging Problem: Can’t Get People to Ignore Reality
Just when you think you've got the voters in a liberal frame of mind, reality blows all your plans to hell.
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