And if you give me a minute, I'll come up with a reason.
Where did we get this idea that we need to save the environment? Has the environment ever tried to save us?
Based on their personal lives and work performance, I've always just assumed there are three or four serial killers in Congress. Related: Obligatory 'Filner Is Resigning' Post
Maybe it's time to acknowledge that we're all too stupid to talk on the subject of race.
What happens if government gets so smart, it becomes self-aware — like Skynet?
How did we think they'd react when we threatened to tear down all they know over some concept they've never even heard of — math?
Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.
Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.
Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.
The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.
Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.
Gun control advocates won't know the difference if we pass laws banning a bunch of made-up things that sound scary. More: Biden on Gun Proposal: ‘I’m Shooting for Tuesday’
Math is remorseless, and it will eventually balance its numbers, not caring who is hurt in the process. More: Fiscal Cliff, the 11th Hour: GOP Says Dems Can Amend House Bills If They Like
Republicans need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like John McCain and Mitt Romney.
Why we need to stop worrying about the future: there is none.
We think the president is like the CEO of our country, when in reality his job is more akin to head janitor.
Frank J. Fleming answers all your questions about why the president deserves re-election.
Frank J. Fleming answers all your election questions — even ones you didn't know you wanted to ask.
Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.
But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.
A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.
We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?
We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.