Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.
Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.
Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.
The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.
Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.
Gun control advocates won't know the difference if we pass laws banning a bunch of made-up things that sound scary. More: Biden on Gun Proposal: ‘I’m Shooting for Tuesday’
Math is remorseless, and it will eventually balance its numbers, not caring who is hurt in the process. More: Fiscal Cliff, the 11th Hour: GOP Says Dems Can Amend House Bills If They Like
Republicans need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like John McCain and Mitt Romney.
Why we need to stop worrying about the future: there is none.
We think the president is like the CEO of our country, when in reality his job is more akin to head janitor.
Frank J. Fleming answers all your questions about why the president deserves re-election.
Frank J. Fleming answers all your election questions — even ones you didn't know you wanted to ask.
Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.
But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.
A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.
We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?
We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.
If we never get a handle on unemployment and kids get even fatter, what is the big, huge bad thing that's going to happen?
Mayor Bloomberg is saving us from being oppressed by confusing and important choices about our health.
Both Romney and Obama are going to destroy jobs, and it's up to us to pick the one who will destroy the fewest.
A few details left out of the Obama campaign slideshow.
Frank J. Fleming, "certified funny by all the national authorities," explains why the left doesn't do humor.