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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of books such as "Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything," wrote the short story "Who Murdered the Dinosaurs?" at Liberty Island, writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post, blogs at IMAO.us, and is a scientist (prove he's not).
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There Are No Such Things as ‘Scientists’

Monday, April 14th, 2014 - by Frank J. Fleming

We should get rid of the word and simply replace it with "some guy."

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That’s No Moon: That’s Obamacare!

Friday, April 4th, 2014 - by Frank J. Fleming

Elect Democrats, or witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational health care legislation!

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Why Republicans Are Absolutely, Completely, 100% at Fault for the Botched Obamacare Rollout

Saturday, November 9th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

And if you give me a minute, I'll come up with a reason.

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Strike Back Against Nature! Build More Bird Choppers!

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Where did we get this idea that we need to save the environment? Has the environment ever tried to save us?

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Filner and Weiner: Victims of Unreasonable Standards of Behavior

Thursday, August 22nd, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Based on their personal lives and work performance, I've always just assumed there are three or four serial killers in Congress. Related: Obligatory 'Filner Is Resigning' Post

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Toward a Post-Racial Society — or Maybe Not

Monday, August 5th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Maybe it's time to acknowledge that we're all too stupid to talk on the subject of race.

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Obama’s Terrifying Vision of a ‘Smarter’ Government

Monday, July 22nd, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

What happens if government gets so smart, it becomes self-aware — like Skynet?

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Why Does the Government Hate Conservatives?

Sunday, June 16th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

How did we think they'd react when we threatened to tear down all they know over some concept they've never even heard of — math?

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A Short History of Guns and Sexual Inadequacy

Monday, April 8th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.

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Why Not Just Put the Entire Federal Budget on Credit?

Thursday, March 21st, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.

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Time to Get Government Out of the Marriage Business

Monday, March 11th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.

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What if One Day We Get a Bad President?

Wednesday, February 20th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.

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Just Say Yes to Gridlock

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.

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Pretend Gun Control

Saturday, January 12th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Gun control advocates won't know the difference if we pass laws banning a bunch of made-up things that sound scary. More: Biden on Gun Proposal: ‘I’m Shooting for Tuesday’

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Math Is Coming

Thursday, December 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Math is remorseless, and it will eventually balance its numbers, not caring who is hurt in the process. More: Fiscal Cliff, the 11th Hour: GOP Says Dems Can Amend House Bills If They Like

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The Biggest Lesson the GOP Should Learn from the Election

Saturday, December 1st, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Republicans need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like John McCain and Mitt Romney.

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Our Kids Are Doomed. Give Them a Twinkie

Saturday, November 17th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Why we need to stop worrying about the future: there is none.

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The Crazy Idea that the President Is ‘Leader’ of the Country

Sunday, November 4th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We think the president is like the CEO of our country, when in reality his job is more akin to head janitor.

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Re-Elect Obama — The Ultimate FAQ

Thursday, October 11th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming answers all your questions about why the president deserves re-election.

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Your PJ Media Election FAQ

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming answers all your election questions — even ones you didn't know you wanted to ask.

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How Whining Grows Government

Thursday, September 13th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Budget

Monday, August 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.

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An FAQ on Christianity for the Unbeliever

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.

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Interrogating Presidential Candidates

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?

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The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A short history of whining.

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