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Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming is the author of the books "How to Fix Everything in America Forever: The Plan to Keep America Awesome" and "Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything," writes columns for PJ Media and the New York Post, blogs at IMAO.us, and actually needs to decompensate for his extreme sexual security.
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A Short History of Guns and Sexual Inadequacy

Monday, April 8th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Everyone knows that white males own guns to compensate for a lack of manhood.

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Why Not Just Put the Entire Federal Budget on Credit?

Thursday, March 21st, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Let's finally open our arms really wide and embrace our massive debt, swiping the big government credit card to pay all our bills.

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Time to Get Government Out of the Marriage Business

Monday, March 11th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Marriage is, at bottom, a religious custom -- a place where government's writ must not run.

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What if One Day We Get a Bad President?

Wednesday, February 20th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

The consequences of being saddled with a non-progressive, dumb chief executive are too horrible to imagine.

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Just Say Yes to Gridlock

Tuesday, February 12th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Playing half the government against the other half is the only thing keeping its power in check.

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Pretend Gun Control

Saturday, January 12th, 2013 - by Frank J. Fleming

Gun control advocates won't know the difference if we pass laws banning a bunch of made-up things that sound scary. More: Biden on Gun Proposal: ‘I’m Shooting for Tuesday’

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Math Is Coming

Thursday, December 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Math is remorseless, and it will eventually balance its numbers, not caring who is hurt in the process. More: Fiscal Cliff, the 11th Hour: GOP Says Dems Can Amend House Bills If They Like

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The Biggest Lesson the GOP Should Learn from the Election

Saturday, December 1st, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Republicans need to stop nominating right-wing extremists like John McCain and Mitt Romney.

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Our Kids Are Doomed. Give Them a Twinkie

Saturday, November 17th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Why we need to stop worrying about the future: there is none.

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The Crazy Idea that the President Is ‘Leader’ of the Country

Sunday, November 4th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We think the president is like the CEO of our country, when in reality his job is more akin to head janitor.

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Re-Elect Obama — The Ultimate FAQ

Thursday, October 11th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming answers all your questions about why the president deserves re-election.

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Your PJ Media Election FAQ

Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming answers all your election questions — even ones you didn't know you wanted to ask.

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How Whining Grows Government

Thursday, September 13th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Want a smaller government? Stop complaining about stuff within earshot of politicians.

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About the Budget

Monday, August 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

But didn't know to ask Frank J. Fleming for the answers.

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An FAQ on Christianity for the Unbeliever

Tuesday, August 14th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A helpful guide for those who find it impossible to understand the religion thing.

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Interrogating Presidential Candidates

Tuesday, July 31st, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We know they're going to lie, so why not turn them over to the CIA for some "enhanced" questioning?

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The Squeaky Wheel Gets the Grease

Tuesday, July 17th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A short history of whining.

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Supreme Disconnect

Wednesday, June 27th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

We need to stop acting like the Constitution is a complicated document when it's a simple thing that any normal person could understand.

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What Is Everyone So Worried About?

Monday, June 18th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

If we never get a handle on unemployment and kids get even fatter, what is the big, huge bad thing that's going to happen?

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The Tyranny of Having Too Many Choices

Monday, June 4th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Mayor Bloomberg is saving us from being oppressed by confusing and important choices about our health.

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Which Candidate Will Kill the Fewer Number of Jobs?

Thursday, May 24th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Both Romney and Obama are going to destroy jobs, and it's up to us to pick the one who will destroy the fewest.

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Solving the Student Loan Debt Problem

Friday, May 11th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

The nonsense has to end.

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The More Precise Life of Julia

Saturday, May 5th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

A few details left out of the Obama campaign slideshow.

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Face It: Liberals Just Aren’t Very Funny

Friday, April 6th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

Frank J. Fleming, "certified funny by all the national authorities," explains why the left doesn't do humor.

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Toys R Our Politicians

Wednesday, March 28th, 2012 - by Frank J. Fleming

If Mitt Romney is like an Etch A Sketch, what toy is Rick Santorum like?

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