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Batman versus Government Mice

July 2nd, 2013 - 12:05 pm

And would you mind if I search your house?

But that’s exactly what makes Batman different from the NSA. To wit, Batman doesn’t work for the government! The government is less like the Batman and more like the mouse in the brilliant children’s book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Joffe Numeroff. In one of the best dramatizations of the ratcheting effects of increased government power, Ms. Numeroff memorably writes, “If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk. When you give him a glass of milk, he’ll probably impose confiscatory taxes, threaten your rights to free speech and religion and impose regulatory tyranny that makes a mockery of your rights to life and liberty.”  Okay, I’m quoting from memory. But the mouse definitely asks for milk and you can pretty much assume the rest.

Look at it this way. In his May speech to the National Defense University, Barack Obama insipidly declared that the war against international Islamism is drawing to a close: “This war, like all wars, must end.” This is the sort of deep wisdom we’ve come to expect from this idiot, but we can say this about it at least: it’s either true or untrue. If it’s true that the war against Islamism is coming to an end, then the NSA program is no longer excusable. If it’s not true, if the war is going to go on forever, even if it’s only going to last for decades more, then the NSA program is indefensible: we cannot have government agencies spying on our private communications without cease.

Because it’ll only get worse. Vice President Cheney says the guys and girls at the NSA are patriotic and sensitive to American rights. I believe him. But they are a generation who grew up without the power to spy on us like this. The next generation will assume that power is legitimate and permanent and they’ll want more. They will not be sensitive to our privacy at all because they never had to be.  That’s how it works. Once you give a government mouse a power and the right to use it in secret, he will ask for more power and more secrecy until he is not accountable to anyone. And hold the glass of milk.

2001 was an emergency. The government responded by granting itself emergency powers. If that emergency has passed — or if it’s going to go on indefinitely — those powers need to at the very least be reassessed in the cold light of day. Edward Snowden did what was necessary to help bring that about, no matter who or what he is.

The only really salient fact of the matter is this:  the government will never blow up its own power. Batman is us.

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"Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the perfect analogy. I am going to steal it.

I keep trying to convince people that this is not about Snowden. It is about government and government power. The government would prefer we debate Snowden and by doing so forget what they are doing. It is all part of the common government strategy of shooting the messenger in the hopes the message will be lost. It work far too often.
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OK, Klavan, when are you going to start making videos again? This would have been a good script.
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"The government responded by granting itself emergency powers. "

Here is the crux of the problem, the huge issue that many "conservatives" completely miss.

If the government CAN grant itself powers (emergency or otherwise), then we no longer have a government limited by the Constitution. Our Constitutional government derives its authority from the people - it cannot give power to itself. Not legally. Not legitimately.

If it can do so and get away with it, we don't have a nation of laws, we don't have any liberty which the government does not grant us.

We don't have America anymore.
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Snowden said it so well in his latest statement : Obama is not afraid of me or other whistlers but of an informed public demanding a constitutional government.
Obama and his gang are now trying their best to shoot the messenger.
The spying affair is a huge thing here in Europe. Many of us are a little surprised that the USmedia isn´t more agitated, that there are no crowds demonstrating in front of the White House.
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"Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the perfect analogy. I am going to steal it.

I keep trying to convince people that this is not about Snowden. It is about government and government power. The government would prefer we debate Snowden and by doing so forget what they are doing. It is all part of the common government strategy of shooting the messenger in the hopes the message will be lost. It work far too often.
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Whether Snowden is a good guy or not is modern way of putting the question of Snowden's virtue. Go look at the founders of the US and see what they said. Virtue is an important question.
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Virtue is on important when you are presenting philosophy. It is not important when you are reporting facts.
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Using the ridiculous to illustrate the absurd, brilliantly.
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OK, Klavan, when are you going to start making videos again? This would have been a good script.
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I still want to know if this only applies to the call switch records, or also to PRISM. If PRISM simply spied on foreigners, there is nothign wrong with hit, and Snowden is a citizen-of-the-world type. I'm not interested in giveing rights to the world; they tend to be jerks.
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I like it Mr. Klavan. President Obama make a decision, is it on or off.
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O should have had a career flipping burgers at McDs. At least this way he couldn't do that much harm!
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Again, Snowden's MOTIVE is neither here nor there. What is intrinsic is what lies beneath the spying, and herein lies the crux. There should be little doubt that spying on ALL Americans is not only egregious, but smacks of totalitarian control.
The main question becomes: what are they really up to? http://adinakutnicki.com/2013/06/09/a-political-dissidents-list-dhs-insider-confirms-the-true-intent-of-nsas-spying-commentary-by-adina-kutnicki/

As to the nonsense that the regime is spying on all Americans to protect them from terror, well, the fact of the matter is that the internal danger comes mainly from the Islamic community in America. Guess what? Mosques, and attendant Islamic centers etc, are OFF limits to the Feds and relevant security agencies, NSA included!
And this is just the tip.
Adina Kutnicki, Israel http://adinakutnicki.com/about/
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