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Batman versus Government Mice

July 2nd, 2013 - 12:05 pm

I’ve always liked Dick Cheney. Anyone so tough he shoots his friend in the head is my kind of vice president. I mean, imagine how that made al-Qaeda feel! “Oh man, that’s what he does to his friends???” Reminds me of the scene in the film The Long Goodbye where the gangster threatens the hero by smashing a coke bottle in his own girlfriend’s face. Then he turns to the hero and says, “Now, that’s someone I love! And you I don’t even like!” I always felt safer with Cheney in the White House.

But he’s wrong about Edward Snowden and the National Security Agency. I saw the vice president on Fox News Sunday recently and he said Snowden was a traitor and the NSA was full of fine, upstanding patriotic men and women who could be trusted to read our private communications without violating our liberties. But that misses the point twice.

First of all, it doesn’t matter who or what Snowden is. As Instapundit Glenn Reynolds says in an excellent USA Today column, the question of whether he’s a good person or not is “the least important question raised by the event.” The Obama administration’s obsession with maintaining secrecy and impenetrable government opaqueness makes me sympathetic to Snowden’s current plight. I hope he manages to avoid the clutches of this sinister White House. But every time he opens his mouth, he sounds like a moral nitwit to me.

Secondly, and more importantly, even if the NSA’s domestic spying has, as Cheney and the agency itself argue, prevented terrorist attacks, it has clearly gone too far and lasted too long — at least without receiving further public scrutiny.

To understand why, we should turn to an expert on the subject of keeping us safe:  Batman. You remember the wonderful 2008 film The Dark Knight. At the time of the movie’s release, a searingly insightful and dashingly handsome columnist for the Wall Street Journal pointed out that it was an apologia for the anti-terrorism policies of George W. Bush. “Like W, Batman sometimes has to push the boundaries of civil rights to deal with an emergency, certain that he will re-establish those boundaries when the emergency is past.” Specifically, in a clear reference to NSA-type policies, Batman uses a city-wide tracking device to spy on Gotham’s citizens in order to catch the Joker. When the danger is past, Batman has the instrument destroyed.

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"Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the perfect analogy. I am going to steal it.

I keep trying to convince people that this is not about Snowden. It is about government and government power. The government would prefer we debate Snowden and by doing so forget what they are doing. It is all part of the common government strategy of shooting the messenger in the hopes the message will be lost. It work far too often.
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OK, Klavan, when are you going to start making videos again? This would have been a good script.
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"The government responded by granting itself emergency powers. "

Here is the crux of the problem, the huge issue that many "conservatives" completely miss.

If the government CAN grant itself powers (emergency or otherwise), then we no longer have a government limited by the Constitution. Our Constitutional government derives its authority from the people - it cannot give power to itself. Not legally. Not legitimately.

If it can do so and get away with it, we don't have a nation of laws, we don't have any liberty which the government does not grant us.

We don't have America anymore.
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Snowden said it so well in his latest statement : Obama is not afraid of me or other whistlers but of an informed public demanding a constitutional government.
Obama and his gang are now trying their best to shoot the messenger.
The spying affair is a huge thing here in Europe. Many of us are a little surprised that the USmedia isn´t more agitated, that there are no crowds demonstrating in front of the White House.
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"Give a Mouse a Cookie" is the perfect analogy. I am going to steal it.

I keep trying to convince people that this is not about Snowden. It is about government and government power. The government would prefer we debate Snowden and by doing so forget what they are doing. It is all part of the common government strategy of shooting the messenger in the hopes the message will be lost. It work far too often.
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Whether Snowden is a good guy or not is modern way of putting the question of Snowden's virtue. Go look at the founders of the US and see what they said. Virtue is an important question.
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Virtue is on important when you are presenting philosophy. It is not important when you are reporting facts.
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Using the ridiculous to illustrate the absurd, brilliantly.
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OK, Klavan, when are you going to start making videos again? This would have been a good script.
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I still want to know if this only applies to the call switch records, or also to PRISM. If PRISM simply spied on foreigners, there is nothign wrong with hit, and Snowden is a citizen-of-the-world type. I'm not interested in giveing rights to the world; they tend to be jerks.
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I like it Mr. Klavan. President Obama make a decision, is it on or off.
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O should have had a career flipping burgers at McDs. At least this way he couldn't do that much harm!
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Again, Snowden's MOTIVE is neither here nor there. What is intrinsic is what lies beneath the spying, and herein lies the crux. There should be little doubt that spying on ALL Americans is not only egregious, but smacks of totalitarian control.
The main question becomes: what are they really up to? http://adinakutnicki.com/2013/06/09/a-political-dissidents-list-dhs-insider-confirms-the-true-intent-of-nsas-spying-commentary-by-adina-kutnicki/

As to the nonsense that the regime is spying on all Americans to protect them from terror, well, the fact of the matter is that the internal danger comes mainly from the Islamic community in America. Guess what? Mosques, and attendant Islamic centers etc, are OFF limits to the Feds and relevant security agencies, NSA included!
And this is just the tip.
Adina Kutnicki, Israel http://adinakutnicki.com/about/
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