In a similar statement, Charlie Sheen declared he was a total rock star from Mars, that his brain was not from this terrestrial realm, and that he had magic and poetry in his fingertips because he was an F-18 with tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA. Winning.
Under Barack Obama, our catastrophic national debt has increased by about 60% with government medical costs boosted by Obamacare threatening to soon devour nearly a third of the budget yet, in his State of the Union address, Obama said the work of fixing the debt problem is almost complete.
On hearing these remarks, Baby-8 Hernandez responded: “That dude’s crazy. He must be on something.”