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By Allison Kaplan Sommer

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Revival!

October 21st, 2009 - 2:18 am

Back in the saddle again…hopefully, this is the first post of many. Why did I disappear? An intensive year all leading up to the big event – my son’s Bar Mitzvah in September – which was an amazing, wonderful, overwhelming event involving so many logistics.

Part of getting older is recognizing what you can handle, and what you can’t. And for this Bar Mitzvah to be a success, following a summer of business and travel, meant that something had to give. And so while I kept up my Pajamas Media editing responsibilities, and kept a foot in the online conversation via Facebook and a bit of Twitter, the blogging and writing was put aside.

But I’ve missed it terribly – it’s like a muscle that didn’t get a workout for a long time. So I’m sure it will be sore for a while, but I’m determined to get it back into shape.

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Particularly the opening….later on, it helps to know what is being said. As soon as it’s up with subtitles anywhere, if anyone sees it, let me know.

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Meet my daughter Tamar.

In addition to being outrageously cute, she is exceptionally intelligent (being her mother, I clearly am completely unbiased and objective on both points, right?)

Really, she is very bright. Bright enough to understand that on Tuesday, Mommy and Daddy went to vote to decide who was going to be Prime Minister – she knew that either Bibi or Tsippi was going to win. And that both Mom and Dad wanted Tsippi to win.

All day Tuesday, she asked who won, and we told her that we would find out after she went to sleep that night, but when she woke up on Wednesday, we would be able to tell her who won.

But, of course, when she did – we couldn’t. We didn’t know yet. While I offered this explanation in order to simplify what is going on now for a grownup who has seen the proper Mafia films, it doesn’t exactly translate into kindergarten-speak. So the poor child kept asking all day without getting a proper answer.

And she’s doing the same today. She’s thinking that even she knows how to count faster than these silly grown-ups…

If somebody doesn’t put together a coalition soon, I’m going to have to think of a new analogy that suits her age level. I’m sure I can figure out how to compare the current political dynamic to children in the sandbox fighting over the available pails and shovels. That shouldn’t be too much of a challenge.

Linked By the BBC…

February 11th, 2009 - 6:59 am

At 1954 and 1450 in this election night post. (Thanks to my Brit friend Mike McNally for noticing.)

Now do I consider that an honor considering how most in Israel feel about the BBC?

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I’ve been struggling for the right analogy to help my American friends understand what goes on in Israel immediately following after an election like yesterday’s, in which the results are anything but conclusive?

How, I’ve been asking myself, do I accurately describe a situation in which nothing is really resolved after the polls closed, the atmosphere of rushed meetings, insider communication, and a process in which the voter feels not at all a participant, but a helpless spectator?

The best I can come up with is a Mafia War. One of those messy ones from classics where the conflicts between multiple families comes to a boil, the domination of the Godfather or bosscurrently controlling the scene is called into question, and on one fateful night, the entire underworld “takes to the mattresses” and the shooting ensues.

When that stops, as any good student of The Godfather, Goodfellas, and the Sopranos knows, it takes time to clear the dust away, bury the dead properly, and count those who are still standing and how much power remains in their hands. Then, the leaders of the remaining families have to gather around tables and over pasta and cigars, determine what the new Mafia world order will be. The new top dog must meet with all of his potential allies, determine which ones are beneficial to ally with, which are better to send off into the wilderness (Miami? Las Vegas?) – who is willing, able and likely to submit to his will and who will stab him in the back.

Right now, that man in Israeli politics appears to be Binyamin Netanyahu. With the votes nearly completely counted, it seems that he is going to be the one to call the shots.

True, technically, Tsippi Livni and the Kadima party edged him out by one vote. But the Israeli voters spoke with a clear and direct voice in the election – everyone took a step to the right. Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no – or at least very few – leftists in a country attacked continually by rocket fire.

The Israeli left was decimated by voters who moved to Kadima – both because their political sentiments evolved as well as an attraction to Livni. The Likud lost votes to the further-right alternative offered by Avigdor Lieberman’s Yisrael Beiteinu party.

And so the face of the next Israeli government will most likely be determined by Boss Netanyahu, whose Likud family has intertwined history both with Kadima and with Lieberman, both of whom have members of their parties he considers fellow travellers.

If he chooses Kadima, he will have to weather an ego blow. Having garnered more votes than the Likud, Kadima will resist any arrangement in which they are the junior partner, and are likely to demand equality, including an agreement for a rotating premiership. At this point, Likud is ruling that out – or so they say (as in the mafia, you can’t always believe the first response to any offer)

So, wouldn’t a self-respecting macho head of the family choose to put together a further-right coalition with Lieberman and an assortment of smaller party, in which they can call the shots?

Not necessarily.

The clearest problem with this direction is the incompatibility of Lieberman’s crew and the gang from Shas on issues of religion. Shas’s spiritual leaders have spoken out against Lieberman and his Russian immigrant-heavy constituency and their shocking demands for the right to sell and eat pork and shellfish freely in a Jewish state, and allow civil marriage, which currently doesn’t exist. It would be difficult for these two parties to eat at the same table, both literally and figuratively.

Dealing with Lieberman as a government partner in international forums won’t be an easy task either. With a campaign slogan, “No loyalty, no citizenship,” – pointed at the Arab population of Israel – even at home he has been condemned as racist and fascist.

So this is the background that can help one understand the activities with which Israeli party leaders will be occupied today. The day started with Don Bibi setting a meeting with Shas’ Eli Yishai to talk coalition-building – Netanyahu isn’t wasting any time in exploring his options.

There was little sign – and seems little chance of any serious outreach by Livni to the left. In any case, the embattled Meretz and Labor Party families are busy tending to their wounds and burying their dead – and praying that perhaps, as the very last votes are counted, one more Knesset seat might be theirs. Right now, Labor leader Ehud Barak is saying he will not consider joining a Livni-led government and that his party’s proper place is in the opposition. Whether he means it or if he’s just playing hard-to-get in order to get the best deal possible remains to be scene.

The real spotlight is on the meetings the leaders of the large parties are holding with Lieberman – the potential king (or queen) maker – who was expected by the end of the day to have met with his two suitors – Netanyahu and with Livni.

The one scenario in which Netanyahu won’t call the shots is if Lieberman shows a true willingness to go into a coalition with Kadima – and if Kadima decided that keeping Netanyahu out of the government would be worth the previously-stated troubles that Lieberman in the government would cause. This is certainly possible – but seems unlikely.

Still stranger things have happened, and at this point, Avigdor “Yvette” Lieberman is still an enigma to most extrovert Israelis, with his heavy Moldovan accent and reserved manner.

A journalist friend of mine spent the last days of the campaign riding on the bus with Lieberman. At one point she asked him if he had always wanted to go into politics. No, he replied. Growing up in Moldova, he dreamed of being a writer, and even penned numerous plays and short stories.

Israeli voters will have to wait and see what kind of drama he is going to play out for them. As I said earlier, at this point, we are just sitting in the audience, watching the actors we chose put on their show.

Or to go back to my earlier analogy, we, the citizens of Israel, are merely the foot soldiers of the Mafia families.

We’ve cast our votes – shot our bullets. The barrels of our guns are empty. All we can do now is wait for the bosses to decide our fate.

Elections, Shmelections

February 10th, 2009 - 3:24 pm

Here’s the really ‘exciting’ news in Israel today (well, as far as a lot of men are concerned…)

S.I. swimsuit issue cover model revealed
Israeli supermodel (and DiCaprio squeeze) Bar Refaeli graces the mag

Sports Illustrated is as secretive as it is successful with its blockbuster swimsuit issue, so Bar Refaeli found out she’s cover girl of the magazine’s 46th annual ode to the barely-there bikini just hours before the magazine hit the newsstands today.

Now, I wonder how many votes a political party could get with Bar at the top of the ticket…?

And the Winner Is…

February 10th, 2009 - 2:30 pm

Tsippi Livni? Bibi Netanyahu? Wait a minute, they are both saying they won!

I wrote about the results on the PJM main site – jump over here.

Something quite cool mentioned on television just now – the Kadima victory is bringing no less than NINE women into the Knesset. That’s a good thing. We have one of the most underrepresented female populations among Western democracies.

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Wow, This is Very Dramatic

February 10th, 2009 - 12:46 pm

Minutes before the exit polls are going to be announced, and there is crashing thunder and lightening, rain and hail, a real storm.

From the expressions of the folks on TV, it looks like the results are really really close. Right now on Channel 10, Silvan Shalom of Likud has a huge smile plastered on his face, and Ofer Pines of Labor looks like someone just died.

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I Think It’s Gonna Be Close…

February 10th, 2009 - 11:42 am

8:36 PM Israel time: It’s about an hour and a half until the big announcement of the exit polling and it’s the time when you watch the news and try to figure out what the journalists aren’t telling you – because they know the results but aren’t allowed to announce them yet.

The hints we’re getting – it’s going to be a long night – and that means it’s going to be close. The TV reporters keep referring to coffee and caffeine and staying up late.

On Channel 2 now, the political reporters are saying that even though Israel has a parliamentary system where you vote for a party – not for an individual – that the voters were treating this election like direct personal elections – people voted for Bibi, Tsippi, Lieberman, or Barak, not paying great attention to who else was on the party list – that is if they even knew who they were. A reporter said that Meretz made a mistake in trying to sell the party, not the man at the top of the ticket (another hint – pretty clear Meretz is going to get trounced – but you don’t need inside info to figure that out, just anecdotal evidence – former Meretz voters either moved right to support Livni, or moved left to Hadash or sideways to the Green Party.)

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Election Day Blogging

February 10th, 2009 - 5:08 am

6:10 PM, Israeli time: Imshin debates: Bibi or Tzipi?

Bibi is an aggravating self promoter. You watch him speak you want to punch the screen. Livni comes over as impressive and determined.

Appearances aside, Livni seems to have taken the do-little-take-few-risks route all her career. Can we trust her at the helm? Do we need her taking her first steps learning to be a doer at our expense? Can we take the risk?

What about Bibi? Has he learnt? Has he changed? Has he grown as a leader? Will he be able to take the pressure this time around?

And, maybe the most important question of all, will either of them be able to make the right decision, at the right time, about Iran and the bomb?

How can we possibly know what’s right?

And why oh why do we have to choose between mediocre and mediocre? But seeing as we do – as I see it, there is one thing that Bibi has that Tzipi doesn’t. The one thing that can make the difference between an okay prime minister and a disastrous one. The one thing that made such a difference between the late Yitzhak Rabin’s first term as prime minister in the 1970’s and his second term in the 1990’s. E X P E R I E N C E.

I think I’m going to re-read this to console myself if Bibi takes it.

Her conclusion is interesting:

You know what the funny thing is? After everything that has happened, a lot of people are saying that if Olmert was running for office again they would be voting for him. I probably would myself. He started bad, but eventually got round to being, all things considered, a more than okay leader.

I don’t know anyone who has said that…although it does seem somewhat absurd that we’re losing our Prime Minister over corruption charges and the most popular figure of this election – Avigdor Lieberman – is under investigation for…corruption. I guess voters never learn.

5:40 PM, Israel time: Yes, indeed, voter turnout is higher than expected.

And yet, I think the diagnosis of malaise in my PJM article was on target. As my friend Shai Twittered:

Nobody seems to be particularly interested in these elections, though everyone seems to be depressed by them

Of course, the rain doesn’t help with the mood. If it was a sunny beautiful day and everyone had the day off of work and school, I’m sure it would feel much more festive all around.

The TV stations are doing their best to fill airtime with empty chatter about turnout, etc, until the exit polls can legally come in in a few hours. They just showed Tsippi Livni and the Kadima folks singing the national anthem. Livni shouldn’t sing. Ever.

The wisdom of the police in shutting down the potential riot in Umm-al-Fahm robbed the media of that circus, thank goodness. We didn’t need that sideshow broadcast around the world.

Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda … Parties are already talking about mistakes made in this campaign, even before the results are in.

2 PM, Israel Time: So the big day is here. And it’s a stormy, rainy crappy day. Thunder, lightening, even hail. One can’t help wondering if this is a higher power’s commentary on the political state of the nation.
Despite the weather, turnout is higher than expected - that is rather inspiring. Although with Election Day a vacation day and all, Israelis truly have no excuse not to exercise their right to vote.

My personal voting was quiet and uneventful. My husband took my son to vote, we had a family breakfast together at a restaurant to mark the occasion, and then I took my daughter to the local junior high school. I let her choose the ballot, put it in the envelope, and put the envelope in the ballot box. I must say, I find the old-fashioned system of voting in Israel nice and reassuring. No bells and whistles, no fancy electronic systems to get messed up. Just nice straightforward slips of paper.

As I was coming out of the classroom where I voted, I ran into two friends, Sam and Jess who were in line waiting their turn to go in. They moved to Israel less than two years ago and so this was their first voting experience in Israel. I jokingly asked them if they had decided who they were voting for. Jess laughed and said “Of course.” Sam, poised to walk to the ballot box, looked me in the eye and said, “You know what, I really haven’t.” I didn’t want to get into a political discussion right there – I didn’t want to be accused of electioneering next to a polling place. But I’m curious who he voted for.

I think I know who SHE voted for…